After my last break up it's a struggle for me to do anything! You ever wonder why you can give a nigga the last piece of tissue you got left and he'll still choose to go wipe his ass at another bitches house! The audacity is real big but nevertheless I agreed to go to my cousin's grand opening tonight! It's not even the fact that I don't want to go because supporting each other is a thing of ours but the niggas be thirsty and the way my attitude set up I'm not in the mood for none of that!
Being business owners have always been a dream of ours and when I opened up "Le Fortress" she came through for me! She was even one of my models, I did her nails, hair, makeup, and styled her outfit for the night and it was a success! Now she's opening up "The Ace of Spades" and I promised her I would show up and I never break a promise! The only thing is I haven't found an outfit and I haven't did nothing to my hair! I've been in the bed all day because I took a personal day! Now I need to go get pampered slightly at the Salon!
Atlanta traffic kills me sometimes, people can't drive, congestion everywhere, and accidents waiting to happen, nevertheless I made it to my salon in 30 minutes!
Maurice, "Welcome to Le Fortress! How may we assist you today?"
"Well Mar if you would look up when greeting the customers your delivery would be a solid 90 but since you choose to scroll through TikTok it's a solid 50! Do better!"
Maurice, "Well I'm sorry Ms. CEO, how can we help you today?"
"I'm going to Madam's grand opening and I've already found the outfit, I just need you to apply this Faux Loc wig and do my makeup and I'll handle the rest!"
Maurice, "Alright, well just follow me!"
I love Maurice to pieces but sometimes his lack of concentration grinds my gears! Now the Fortress was a life long dream of mine and the fact that some of my college friends were following in the same path as me made it 10 times better! Maurice, Lori, and Karen are my hair stylists, Andi and Angela are designers and fashion gurus, Dani is a nail artist and esthetician, and Sabrina does massages! Now me on the other hand, I'm a jack of all trades! I just get in where I see the most help is needed and then I maneuver around!
Maurice, "Someone is glowing like hell! Is there a new boo or did the last one knock you up!"
"There's not a new boo and I don't think I'm pregnant Maurice!"
Maurice, "If you say so! I'll mind my business but before I do, I think you need to pee on a stick!"
"Maurice!!"
Maurice, "Okay I'll leave it alone!"
Come to think of it, I haven't had my period and I'm exhausted like I've been running a marathon! I do not need this right now but whatever the results may be, I'll be just fine!
