pt 10 😝😝😝

0 0 0
                                    

KNEECAP SMOOTHIE RECIPE!

INGREDIENTS:
1. Kneecaps from a child (preferably under the age of 10)
2. Milk
3. Expanding foam (a.k.a. forbidden cotton candy)

FORMULA:
2 sets of children's kneecaps
½ cup of milk

INSTRUCTIONS:
Carefully put the kneecaps into the blender. Then, measure out a half cup of milk and carefully pour it into the blender. Blend until fully mixed, or until there are no chunks of kneecap left in the mixture.

Pour into a glass. Top it off with as much expanding foam as you want. Insert straw. Enjoy!

random things I have copy pasted to my clipboard Where stories live. Discover now