Mary had a little lamb
It's heart was black as coal
It crept into her room one night
and ate her fucking soul.
When your sister throws up on your mom's head and then your mom cries then shaves your sister's head and now she is bald
GRAMA 👹 GRANDMA SHUT THE FAIRGROUND UP AND EAT YOUR BREAKFAST BRICKS OR YOU'RE NOT GETTING ANY FOR DINNER
Bc the hoes know Bo's feminist so take off your bras and burn em or you can let me burn em take off your bras and burn em or you can let Bo Burnham burn em
When you want somebody gone and you don't want to wait too long call the immediate murder professionals hand grenade or cyanide we'll make it look like suicide the immediate murder professionals we do our job so well because we come straight up from the hell we'll kill your husband or your wife we'll even let you keep the knife the immediate murder professionals kids die for free
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random things I have copy pasted to my clipboard
De Todothe title is self explanatory bitch
