Man recently, I've been feeling quite freaky and I don't know why!!! It's just.. I've seen how skibidi Astro and Vee have been.. I am going to MAKE OUT WITH my SIGMAS!!!
I ran over to skibidi Astro and skibidi Vee and I was like:
S : "Hey guys!! Want to get real freaky..? 👅👅"
V : "Shelly what the actual fuck are you on.."
She looked real concerned at me for some odd reason! Maybe it was because she wanted to get freaky...
A : "I want whatever the fuck she's on. It seems quite fun..🐎👽🤑"
V : "Astro what the fuck..😟"
They looked at each other for a second and then made out. And I was thinking, oh skiddy doo skiddy roo! I should join as well!
I made out with them and it was sooo skibidi sigma...👅👅
Vee then got away from us though.. I don't think she liked me and Astro's skibidiness.. She ran away right after I went like '👅👅👅..' and me and astro started to chase her down!!
Me and Astro's kitten will NOT get away this time... SHE'S OUR KITTEN!!! I then let out my alpha like the sigma I am...
Vee's P.O.V:
I don't know whatever the FUCK Shelly is on but it must've some how rubbed off on Astro.. I am CURRENTLY FUCKING RUNNING FOR MY FUCKING LIFE right now...They keep going '👅👅' right in the back of me.. and I don't know what it means but it's scaring me..
As I run away I noticed something strange about Shelly.. her eyes.. WHY THE FUCK DO HER EYES HAVE HEARTS IN THEM THIS ISN'T A FUCKING CARTOON??? WHAT THE FUCK AND ASTRO TOO?? WHAT THE FUCK?? 😟😟
WHEN I TELL YOU I RAN FASTER THAN THE FUCKING FLASH ISTG I WASN'T KIDDING!!
V : "AAAAGAGAGAHAAHAAHAHAHAGAHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAAHSSHHA WAHHHHH SAVE ME PLEAEE SOMEONE SAVE ME RIGJT NOW THERES SOMETHING WRONG WITH THESE CACAAS!!! PLEASE HELP ME!!!!"
I RAN AROUND ON CIRCLES BUT I JUST COULDN'T SEEM TO GET THEM OFF MY TAIL PLEASE SAVE ME BRO!!!
I sat down on the floor and admitted defeat as I started to cry tears but then I realized.. shit I can't cry-
Astro's P.O.V:
So uhmm.. Me and Shelly were chasing Vee and she started crying on the floor and started to malfunction.. so..
A : "Uh oh.. Shelly what do we do NOW..??? WHAT DO WE DO WITH THE EVIDENCE??"
S : "UH UH UHHH.."
it was so weird because i think I found out something new about Shelly.. I guess she beatboxes when she's nervous because she was beatboxing better than Eminem!!
A : "HOLY SHIT WHERE DID YOU GET THOSE BEAT BOXING SKILLS LIL BRO??"
S : "Eminem is actually my dad!!!1!1 trust!!!"
A : "I am going to eat your dad."
S: " WHAT."
A : "WAIT BUT WE HAVE TO HIDE THE BODY HELP ME HIDE THE BODY RIGHT NOW BEFORE DANDY OR ANY OF THE CHILDREN SEE US."
S : *gulp...* "OKOK.."
We dragged Vee's body and damn was she a fatass!! FATTY!!! FATTY VEE!!! FAT!!! I mean.. uh.. anyways.. We hid her body in Dandy's office and you might be like:
You : "Astro are you a fucking dumbass Dandy is going to see it and everyone will know!!"
Nuh uh uh.. because everyone will think it was Dandy.. trust..
Third person P.O.V:
Astro and Shelly tried to hide Vee in Dandy's closet but because she's such a fucking FATASS she didn't fit!! (/J)
They tried hard to put her in the closet (but she's already came out of the closet so what's the point guys?) but just as they tried for the last time.. she woke up.
V : "hdhdhsj.. *system fucking reboot bitch..* What's going on?-"
This was so much fun to write teehee.. hope you enjoyed sigmas... I might write an ACTUAL one shot tomorrow.. if I do have enough motivation that is teehee.. anyway go check out VeeElliot she is lowkey super awesome!!! LOWKEY!!! 👅👅
Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.
