zombieland x child reader

store smash and new family

Y/n's POV

i wake up and look to see Tallahassee and Little Rock awake now as i rub my eyes "morning Little spark, did ya sleep well?" Tallahassee asks me and i nod as it's still dark outside as we were driving "i slept good...are we almost to shelter yet though? my legs are getting tired" i ask him and he nods "yeah, i agree we're gonna have to pull over soon we're feeling cooped up" he says as we keep driving "hey Y/n when was the last time you changed clothes?" Wichita asks me and i think about it "probably yesterday when i put this costume on at a gas station" i tell her and she nods "well since there's no clothes stores nearby we'll have to think of somewhere" she tells us as we past a sign saying Kemo Sabe's trading post "wantum your wampum yeah that'll work" Tallahassee says as we drive to that location

when we get there Wichita looks at him through the mirror "okay but what the hell are we doing?" she asks him confused as Columbus looks at her "just humor him trust me" he tells her as we park "alright Y/n remember what to do?" he asks me and i nod "stay near, stay close, and if i see a scary person or a bad person scream and run" i tell them as they nod in correction and we all get out of the car walking towards the door but Tallahassee tells us to hold up almost as if something was inside "who wants to go first?" he asks and i shake my head "not me please" i tell him and he nods as we look at Columbus and he looks at Tallahassee after thinking of something "why don't you take this one?" he asks him and i nod "yes please cause your a good fighter when it comes to scary people" i tell him and he nods "well then don't mind if i do" he tells us as he walks to the door using his handgun he rings the bell and stands aside as a scary person runs over to us but Tallahassee clicks his gun and when the Zombie comes to the door Tallahassee uses his gun and shoots the side of it's head making it fall but when it tries getting back up Columbus shoots it again making it dead "what do you think? Zombie kill of the week?" he asks columbus and he shakes his head but i nod and we look around

Wichita looks at hats while Columbus looks at scented things and Tallahassee looks at the cards while weird music plays as i'm looking around till i see a peter pan costume with a sword (on top) And smile as i rush to Wichita as Columbus and Tallahassee talk "Wichita, can i try this on please?" i say excitedly when she looks at it she smiles "yeah sure, Hey little Rock sis could you stand near the restrooms while she tries this on?" she asks her and Little Rock nods as she stands near the snow globes and i rush over to the bathrooms and enter it as i try the Costume on and smile seeing how it looks on me that i rush out of the bathroom holding my Wrecker costume and mask "Columbus, Tallahassee look i'm peter pa-" i interrupt myself by accidentally bump into a stand and a Vase breaks as i gasp and they look at me "oh no...i'm sorry i swear it was an accident i didn't mean to" i say panicking a bit and Tallahassee looks at me "hey hey it's okay, it's alright it happens besides...what's the harm in breaking some stuff right?" he tells me as Columbus pushes 2 vases off making me giggle and feel a bit better 

he then drops some stuff and i chuckle a bit and Wichita breaks a stand and Tallahassee kicks the last Vase "doesn't that feel good?" he asks and i nod and push a snake vase off "like that?" i ask him as he chuckles "THERE YA GO!! HAHA!" he says excitedly as we start wrecking and messing up the store breaking things as we smile laugh and chuckle playing along we all have fun even i helped Tallahassee and Columbus push shelves down which was awesome as i smile widely jumping up and down excitedly "THAT WAS AWESOME!! can we do that again sometimes?" i ask and he nods high fiving me "heck yeah we can! best thing is pretty sure we got some energy out" Tallahassee says and i giggle smiling "can i have a soda or a drink?" i ask them and he nods so i grab a Rootbeer from the fridge as we smile looking at our achievement as we leave heading back to the car and we drive away but we smell something "smells like Perfume" Wichita says and we shrug to it as i put my wrecker costume and mask in my backpack "although that could be new clothes smell since that costume is out of package right?" she asks me and i nod

Tallahassee and Little rock drives as i'm in his lap while Wichita and Columbus are in the back taking a break as music plays "you 2 don't know who Willie Nelson is?" he asks us and i shake my head as Little Rock says no as he becomes either shocked or Offended "Willie Nelson?" he says again "yeah, no we don't" she tells him and i nod "is he cool?" i ask him and he nods "Hell yeah he's cool! who's your favorite singer?" he asks me and i smile "Randy Newman cause he sang you got a friend in me" i tell him and he nods "okay, okay i'll let that slide" he tells me as i giggle, Little rock then sits behind Tallahassee with Wichita while Columbus now drives and i'm in the Shotgun seat with Tallahassee "i shave every morning, but sometimes by like 4:30 i'll have a thing i mean i know it's called 5:00 shadow but sometimes i'll get it Prematurely" he tells him as he listens and i look confuse "why do boys shave but Girls don't?" i ask them and they chuckle "well they do but they only do it when hair shows on them like...you know i'll have Wichita tell you when we stop or she wakes up okay?" he tells me and i nod curious of where they shave

next stop Wichita has me in her lap as Little Rock learns to drive "since it's a freeway, you can get it up to like 65 but don't go more than 75" she says as i listen and Columbus looks at her "you don't wanna go more than 20" he tells her and i look confuse "why? is that a bad thing?" i ask them and they shrug but my guess it's a maybe "don't worry about a blind spot, blind spots are for other drivers" Tallahassee says to her and they almost end up all talking at once making me giggle a bit "it's like the first time that i've ever driver" she tells us and i smile as it feels like a family, the next stop i'm in Wichita's lap in the drivers seat while Columbus is up front and Little rock and Tallahassee sleep in the back seat as i help her drive "so do you never strap in or it's just on long road trips?" he asks her and i focus on the road "it's just there's zombies everywhere i think the least of my worries is seat belts" she tells him as he nods admitting it's true but she removes her hands and i notice i'm driving which makes me smile "aye there ya go, see your a true born driver your like Vin Deisel in fast and furious" she tells me as i smile "yaay i'm driving" i cheer excitedly learning driving 

we swap again as i'm in Tallahassee's lap again and little Rock is in passenger seat "yes, but no she's not she's not she's only famous when she's Hannah Montana, when she's wearing the wig" she tells him as he says okay as i'm guessing a Hannah Montana song was on as he drives but she keeps telling him about it anyways and i smile when i remove his hands on the steering wheel to hold the wheel to drive and he smiles "well what do you know? your a full on pro driver little spark who taught you that?" he asks me and i smile "Vin Diesel and Wichita" i tell him and he smiles excitedly "THANK GOD! oh my gosh thank goodness you know who Vin Diesel is" he tells me and i smile, it swaps to Wichita and Columbus up front as i drive still but Tallahassee wakes up as Columbus unbuckles "it's kind of freeing" he says and she agrees and i smile driving "i'm glad you and Little Rock stayed. now it feels like a family" i tell her and she smiles moving some hair away from my face "me too kiddo, me too" she tells me as i focus on driving

during the day time when we were still driving and i pointed a sign out "what's California?" i ask them and they chuckle "it's a place, and it's the famous people living place so you never know who you'll find there it could be Vin Diesel, Bruno Mars" Wichita tells me and i look at the when she holds the wheel driving "even Bill Murray?" i ask them and Tallahassee looks shocked "You know Bill Murray?!" he asks me and i nod smiling "from Ghostbusters" i tell him as he smiles widely "HELL YEAH! someone knows Bill Murray!! oh my gosh thank you lord!" he says as he scoops me from front seat and hugs me against him as i Smile even giggling when we stop i sit with him in front seat on the way to California when we arrive it looked like it was abandoned but beautiful too "Where will we Stay?" i ask them and Tallahassee smiles "oh i have an idea but we'll need a map" he says as we drive to find a map cause now it feels like i have a family there for me, even if we find Ben he could be like a part of the Family too i just hope he's okay

(Woo okay i'm back but unfortunately i have to go soon i got movies with my dad, his girlfriend, sisters, and brother for his bday but also thank you for getting this book up to 1k reads it really means a lot seeing as of how i'm doing it just makes me proud that someone likes my fanfiction and writing but anyways i have good news the next film is confirmed it's gonna be Dashcam but i promise after that it will be something good but for now i must go to get ready so till then ya'll VOLTRON OUT!)