Whose the killer

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*Randy says to Dewey*
"Well, let's look at the suspects. There's Derek, the obvious boyfriend,
hello Billy Loomis! The guy is pre-med in his pity me surface moon conveniently missed every major vein in artery!

*Dewey is interested*
"So you think it's Derek!"

*Randy stops him
"Not so fast, let's assume if the killer or ers has half a brain, he's
not a Nick at Nite rerun type of guy, he wants to break some new
ground, so forget the boyfriend thing, it's tired. Who else do we got?"

*Dewey looks confused
"There's..."

*Randy says*
"Mickey, the freaky Tarantino film student. But if he is a suspect, so
am I. So, let's move on."

*dewey stops him*
"Well, let's not move on. Maybe you are a suspect"

*Randy stares*
"Well, if I'm a suspect, you're a suspect!"

*dewey agrees*
"You've got a point, ok, let's move on to..."

*Randy speaks*
"Hallie."

*Dewey is confused*
"Sid's roommate?"

*Randy nods*
"Uh huh."

*Dewey sighs*
"Typically, serial killers are white male."

*Randy whispers loud*
"Thats why it's perfect! Its Sort of against the rules but not really mrs voorhees was a terrific serial killer and there's always room for candy man's daughter she's sweet she's Deadly she's...bad for your teeth"

*Dewey sighs*
"Come on Randy these kids are your friends who do u think Is the killer?"

*Randy gives him a Deadly stare*
"How about Gale Weathers"

*Dewey laughs*
"Gale?! A killer?"

*Randy stares*
"Why not?"

*Dewey drinks his smoothie*
"She is vicious"

*Randy says*
"She's an opportunist. Isn't it conceivable she's planning her next
book? That's what reporters do Dewey they stage the news"

*Dewey sighs*
"Nah, Gale's a lot of things, but Gale's no killer."

*Randy's face is close to Deweys*
"Listen just cause you're sweet on her..."

*Dewey smiles a bit*
"No, I'm not."

*Randy whispers loud*
"Come on, this is me talking here, Randy, the unrequited love slave to
Sidney Prescott, I know all about obsession and pain."

*Dewey looks at his scar*
"And you got your love scar to prove it."

*Randy sighs*
"And so do you, I mean, what's up with that limp cause you were stabbed
in the back."

*Dewey confronts him*
"Look Gales no killer"

*Randy disagrees*
"Okay...Okay Whatever but if she's not a killer, she's a target."

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