Just so everyone knows considering izuku is Deadpool in this story and not... Dekupool... man I hate that nickname... there will be a lot of fourth wall breaks
Third POV (izuku narration)
We see izuku in his Deadpool outfit casually using his katanas against villains and occasional fake heroes who only care about the spotlight
"Hi! My name is izuku yagi! Sadly... anyway I go by the anti hero Deadpool and not Dekupool... man I hate that name... now I know what you are probably thinking? Izuku? What about your awesome and badass but sad backstory? Well that's what we're about to get into right now! But before we go I will tell you that the avengers and X-men are in this universe also, anyway let's get on with his prologue and I'm sorry I'm not Ryan Reynolds! He's the Deadpool goat along with Nolan North" Deadpool says as he looks towards us
Flashback
We see a 4 year old izuku and Izumi yagi at the quirk doctor with mamadoriya sitting with them
"Ok so I was told you want to check for quirks?" The doctor asks (no this isn't Garaki because afo is too powerful and would help the doctor out if izuku tried to kill him when he's older, plus Garaki would have told the truth about izuku)
"I'll go first!" Izumi says excitedly
"Of course" the doctor says with a fake smile, he then uses his quirk to check if she has one
Once he checks he notices a strong telekinesis quirk that's easily stronger than their moms
"Ma'am? What is yours and your husband's quirk" the doctor asks
When asked this mamadoriya told the doctor the same thing like canon but instead of a fire breather she talked about toshinori's "strength enhancement" quirk
"Ok well little one" the evil doctor looks at Izumi, "it looks like you have a more powerful version of your moms" Izumi immediately cheers with a huge smile making the two happy
"Ok little guy it seems like it's your turn" the evil doctor says as he uses his quirk to check if little izuku has one
What the doctor notices isn't a quirk but a mutation, just a small regeneration mutation and being the evil doctor this guy is decides to lie and not tell the truth about it being a mutation
"I'm sorry kid but... you don't have a quirk... you're quirkless" he says making the three sad
"It's ok izuku! You can be a hero!" Inko says
"Yeah!" Izumi says also as they walk out of the room
"Thanks guys" izuku says with a smile
After they walk out the doctor's smile fades into a frown and he sighs, "now I'll have to find out a good time to kidnap him and experiment on him in the future so that his mutant ability will be stronger, then I can make him into the perfect weapon after Wolverine" he says
If you know where I'm going with this then good job!
He then calls someone who eventually answers
"Hello?" The other person says on the other end of the phone
"I got the perfect candidate after Wolverine for you, he has a small regeneration mutation but with your help his healing factor will be much, much better, though considering he's 4 we'll have to sadly wait til he's older" the doctor says with an evil smirk
"Thank you for letting me know" the guy says with a similar smirk
The next day izuku, Izumi and inko after telling toshinori about what happened decides to go to the park to hangout with their friends
When they notice the bakugo and todoroki twins they run up to them with big smiles with the other twins doing the same thing
Flash Forward
Izuku looks at us breaking the fourth wall
"Yeah things changed that day, katsuki and Shoto stopped being my friends after telling them I was quirkless since well... the x-gene mutation isn't a quirk so technically it's still true? But the girls stayed being friends with me which I appreciated, over the years as we grew older I'd get bullied for something I had no control over and my dad completely forgot my existence, oh well... he wasn't exactly fit to be one anyway, even Izumi thought the same as me" izuku says to us
"UA is a university in this universe instead of a high school, even though dad gave Izumi OFA she told me she'd keep it for a bit but then she'll eventually give it to me even though I don't really need it, now I know what everyone in the comments will say, "izuku doesn't need OFA!" And many other comments related to what I just said but she knows the truth, if you already have a quirk and have OFA after you'll die early on so she's being smart and safe so respect her decision!" Izuku says
"Once we turned 17 I was sadly kidnapped and taken away from my family, Izumi and mom were sad but all might? Considering he forgot my existence he of course didn't notice me being taken, they took me to a lab and I saw other mutants being sadly experimented on and I knew what I was getting into, I was up next to be experimented on" izuku says to us
"They did many experiments, in fact they were the same ones my idol Ryan Reynolds did in his Deadpool movie! Cool right?" Izuku says, 'not cool' the voice in izuku's head says, "it is!" Izuku tells the voice
"The people experimenting on me? Oh I forgot to tell you their names! They're Stryker and my boy Francis from xmen and Deadpool!" Izuku says
"I never had cancer so my skin never ended up looking like Ryan's Deadpool but I did get a glow up! I eventually looked like this!" I say
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"Yeah deal with it, I have tattoos so what?" Izuku says
Yeah I went there with the tattoo picture I already had saved, it's the only mature izuku picture I have and I'm not going on safari just to find another one
"You tell them author!" Izuku says
"Shut up izuku!" I say
"They also made my mutation much stronger to the point I'm like any other Deadpool but you know what will make Ryan even more jealous? I have Nolan North's video game version's teleportation too!"
Flashback end
"So yeah that was my backstory, I eventually broke free, I'm now 18 and with the help of the reformed HPSC with hawks as the president, he retired much, much earlier than canon and took over the role of president after exposing the last one, I am now a mercenary working for him" izuku says
"Well... that's the end of the chapter and like the author says we hope you liked it and enjoyed it! Oh! And go see Deadpool and Wolverine! The movie is awesome!" Izuku says
