MAYDAY MAYDAY CHILDREN ON BOARD [PERCY JACKSON CHATFIC]

Will becomes Camp Half-Blood's plug against his will (haha will)

[Chat: MAYDAY MAYDAY CHILDREN ON BOARD]

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why did i just see jason walk in a circle like 20 times and then bellyflop onto the green????

head been broke to many times
you saw that 🧍

friendly neighborhood horse girl
he was getting comfy

animal kingdom
he was getting comfy

Ariel but better 🧜
he was getting comfy

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ooookkkkkk 🤨
nah cause did that not hurt
like man dropped
the sound was loud like are you good 😨

head been broke to many times
im built different

itsnotaphase🖤⛓️
never say that again

head been broke to many times
🫡

Pipes McGee
why were you watching him 🤨
creep

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why werent you watching him 🤨

Pipes McGee
you dont know i wasnt watching him

head been broke to many times
why are you both watching me
im not a toddler i dont need to be babysat????

Ariel but better 🧜
idk man
maybe stop getting blunt force trauma to the head and then we'll discuss not needing babysitters

head been broke to many times
say you
everywhere you go theres trouble 😒

Ariel but better 🧜
thats not my fault >:O
the drama just loves me

the braincells
the drama better stop loving you or else were gonna have some issues

Ariel but better 🧜
yes ma'am

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jason didnt like just last week you drop your sword onto your foot

itsnotaphase🖤⛓️
can confirm
was there

glow-in-the-dark bandaid
can confirm
was the one to heal him
that was stupid
i swear the big 3 kids are idiots

the braincells
tell me about it

itsnotaphase🖤⛓️
wow.
ok.

Ariel but better 🧜
you love me tho
right

glow-in-the-dark bandaid
nicos not looking at me anymore 🧍
oopsie

head been broke to many times
i feel like this information did not need to be leaked
ecspecially coming from someone who sneezed and almost burnt down the forest 2 days ago

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IT WAS ALLERGY SEASON
THE POLLEN JASON
I CANT CONTROLL THE POLLEN TAKE THAT UP WITH THE DEMETER KIDS GODS

Pipes McGee
can the demeter kids control the pollen??

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🤷
might be in their domain
imagine how sick thatll be
like during allergy season theyd be unstoppable

Pipes McGee
death by pollen

glow-in-the-dark bandaid
please no
i cant have anymore kids coming to infermery begging for ambriosia because of the pollen
like
i cant cure pollen
like i can give you drugs for the symptoms but like??
limited supply people

[Leo Valdez changed Will Solace's screen name to local plug]

local plug
i am not a plug
i am no ones plug.

Ariel but better 🧜
what but will
you have access to drugs please

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exactly

local plug
yes i have acess to drugs
for **MEDICAL PURPOSES**
im not gonna hand out pain killers and shit to kids willy-nilly 😒😒

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haha
willy-nilly

Pipes McGee
ok but
what bout us
like were not kids
we've almost died countless times and saved the world likeee a bunch
i think we deserve this

itsnotaphase🖤⛓️
^^^

local plug
........
the next time any of you come to the infermery im going to make sure none of you get painkillers unless your at risk of going into shock.

Ariel but better 🧜
wooooowwwwwwww

Pipes McGee
no love in this household
we cant even get a good plug anymore

head been broke to many times
i didnt even do anything D:

local plug
you get dumb ingeries
stop it

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i got connections guys dont worry

friendly neighborhood horse girl
what

Ariel but better 🧜
👀👀👀

Pipes McGee
tf you mean you got connections 😭😭
boy what are you on

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crack cocaine 😻😻
your boy was made on the streets 💪💪💪

Pipes McGee
💀

local plug
im done with you all
i hope you overdose

Ariel but better 🧜
wow
we broke him

Pipes McGee
crazy 😬

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that just means theres no one to stop us

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didnt expect people to like this but here we are 🤭🤭🤭

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the jason walking in a cirlce for a bunch and then ploppong to th efloor is someting he picked up when he was raised by lupa
i decided right now
cause wolf boy jason.

yes it would make more sense for him to crawl in a circle or something but guess what -
its funnier to imagine this man walking in a cirlcle looking down at the ground ant then full on face-planting onto the ground with no context

so yes.

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also all of them are like teenagers
soooo uhmmmm
they can talk about drugs ig

dont do drugs kids
stay safe be healthy 👍👍👍