MAYDAY MAYDAY CHILDREN ON BOARD [PERCY JACKSON CHATFIC]

spa day gone wrong - leo almost dies again

[Chat: MAYDAY MAYDAY CHILDREN ON BOARD]

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update on the speawh day
it was still on 🤭

the braincells
spa*

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she thought a locked door could keep me away 🤪🤪

Pipes McGee
HE BURNED THE APHRODITE CABINS DOOR DOWN
HE COULD HAVE KILLED US

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so dramatic 🙄

Ariel but better 🧜
please why didnt you just pick the lock

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so much work
much faster to burn it

tweedledum
u couldve paid a hermes kid to pick it

tweedledee
^^^
we have great prices 👍

animal kingdom
I've literally seen you pick a lock remember
at the Pantheon?

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well yea obviously
cause im just that good

Pipes McGee
YOU KNEW HOW TO PICK A LOCK AND YOU DECIDED TO BURN OUR DOOR DOWN INSTEAD
omg we could have blown up.
do you know how much perfume and hairspray is used here!!!!
were a very flammable cabin.

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chill ill make you a new door

Pipes McGee
i dont want your ugly doors

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wow

out of the way pretty boy 💅
im not even mad about the door that much

Pipes McGee
WHAT

out of the way pretty boy 💅
we've had worse 🤷
but like
he used all our facemasks :(

Ariel but better 🧜
bruh how

tweedledum
actually impressive

Pipes McGee
no hes just stupid

head been broke to many times
he decided to cover his whole body with it

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a genius plan actually

out of the way pretty boy 💅
they were...so expensive

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how expensive could they be
like what 10 bucks??

Pipes McGee
😬

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...
what

tweedledum
uhhhhhhhh
aphrodite kids are pretty pricey when it comes to skin care
likeeeee they splurge for that good stuff

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stop
please
how much

out of the way pretty boy 💅
dont worry about it
its fine
we can just get more

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STOP

Pipes McGee
no no let him face the consequences

tweedledee
we can get you guys more on the next supply run??

out of the way pretty boy 💅
can you?
idk if their still in stock tho

Ariel but better 🧜
"supply run"

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I DIDNT KNOW THEY WERE EXPENSIVE
WHY DIDNT YOU STOP ME

tweedledee
o ok so you dont want that watergun?

Pipes McGee
I DID TRY TO STOP U

Ariel but better 🧜
no please connor i need that

glow-in-the-dark bandaid
honestly the hermes kids can get their hands on anything for the right price

tweedledee
^^^
just text me the stuff you need and I'll add it to the list

tweedledum
🤨

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STOPPP

out of the way pretty boy 💅
o can you that'll actually be great thanks 😊
how much do you need??

tweedledee
dont worry bout it
first time buyers are on the house 👍

tweedledum
😟

itsnotaphase🖤⛓️
i think the aphrodite kids might kill you

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CAN YOU NOT JUST COME HERE TO TELL ME IM GONNA DIE

itsnotaphase🖤⛓️
no
its my brand
🖕

friendly neighborhood horse girl
NICO

itsnotaphase🖤⛓️
sorry

tweedledum
woooowwww

Pipes McGee
let the man cuss ✊✊✊

Ariel but better 🧜
cheesburgers

tweedledee
tf

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[Chat: sneakattack]

oldman
i leave for college fro not even a month and the business goes to shit the moment theres a pretty boy
for shame brother 😔😔

youngboy
ITS NOT CAUSE HES PRETTY
ITS GOOD FOR BUISNESS
U KNWO
KEEPS THEM WANTING TO COME BACK AND STUFF

oldman
mhmm...
sureeeeee
😒

youngboy
SHUT UP

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first time making multiple groupchats in a chatfic

hopes it works out good but im trying soemthing knew

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terrible news my guys
i've.... run out of ideas

for now

i'll think of something eventually... probably
we will see....

SO UNTIL NEXT TIME
I BID YOU ADIEU