Me: ma why do I love you so much
moms: cause I pushed your big headed ass out my vagina
me: did it turn you on -laughs-
MOMS: boy shut the fuck up you erk my nerves now go make me some fries
me: with cheese?
mom: fuck you
me: when
moms : -laughs- you deserve to get your ass whooped
me: you wouldn't do that to me momma you love me
moms: - stands up and puts up her set- wassup
we start play fighting
-stops-
MOMS: yah you right I love you to Much to hurt you
me:- on the floor holding my dick- that hurts ma
moms: laughs and goes in her room booming to I'm gone knock you out
VOUS LISEZ
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RandomMy homeboy told me my ol lady got a juicy booty. I looked at that Nigga like he got two head,put the cap to his mouth told his ass to repeat himself. Nigga wanna chicken out and run away another homeboy lost
