-walks in the garage holding my meat-
Dad: what happened to you
me:moms stomp her foot on me
Dad: laughs you should see those feet when I go in to
me: I don't wanna hear it
dad: -throws his hands up-
me: ayy dad I gotta question
dad: wassup
me: why do mom scream at night -laughs inside-
Dad: -Falls on the floor laughing-
*MOMS walks in*
moms: what's so fucking funny
me: walks away
VOUS LISEZ
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RandomMy homeboy told me my ol lady got a juicy booty. I looked at that Nigga like he got two head,put the cap to his mouth told his ass to repeat himself. Nigga wanna chicken out and run away another homeboy lost
