Day 1

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Bree finds a convenient geometrically stable truss and decides to use it as shelter.

Alex eats Fairy Godmother 's dead body.

Xanthous triggers Goldilocks .

Red receives a stick of Old Spice deodorant from a sponsor.

Xanthous sings us a song.

Emrich uses dank memes to kill Goldilocks .

Froggy receives a Stalin mustache from a sponsor.

Mother Goose gets beat to death by her mother's coat hanger.

Jack loses 0.13 GPA points, and is severely injured.

Emerelda receives a Lapras from a sponsor.

Conner stumbles upon a basketball.

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