A day in the life of Mr plant (featuring Argos)

The perfect date (*∩ω∩)

An AU where:
○ Void 16 is an infinite field turned carnival grounds and by infinite, i mean theres no beginning and no end; best to stay within the roped in area
○ Neither Mr planet nor Argos like big rides or rollercoasters so a carnival with a ferris wheel and fair ground games excites them.
○ Argos is a master at carnival games, even the rigged one.

○Also Mr plant and Argos' personalities might be slightly non-cannon so sorry in advance again   (╥﹏╥)

○all previous headcanons still stand in this oneshot (ﾟ∇^*)♪

○And finally, Enjoyy ˘◡˘ 

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Story inspired by voidb0i

Life could not have been more thrilling at that exact moment, Mr plant was walking along the lit up roping. Next to him was Argos, giddy with excitement as he was telling him all about how fun today was and how many carnival games he won and how beautiful the view was at the top of the ferris wheel. Mr plant listened as he was soaking it all in. They didn't expect to be here as long as they were and yet, it felt like they had been planning this trip for weeks. Every little thing the universe had to offer fell into place at this moment and all was well and good

Earlier in the day, Mr plant was looking forward to relax in front of the television, his favorite thing in the house, with a blacket and a warm cup of tea when he heard a knock on the door.
It was argos, delivering Mr plant's mail to him. He was wearing a fuzzy sweater with a burgundy scarf and the cold mid-autumn air made him pale cheeks ever so slightly pink. Mr plant was rather content being in the comfort of him home so just grabbed out of Argos hands. Argos smiled sweetly at him before closing the door.
Mr plant couldn't be bothered to fully read any of the assumed junk mail he got so merely skimmed thought it all.
Advertisements, boring

Pamphlets, never interesting

Cults trying to reach out to you and take you money, got old quickly

Scam products, waste of time and money

A carnival in void 16 Mr plant hadn't heard off...perfect

He wrote a letter to Argos about what he read and Argos hadn't heard about the place either. They negotiated a time and place very briefly and called it a day.

About a month later, a brand new fusion restaurant had rolled into town. It was all anyone was thinking about and Argos had gotten reservations for 7PM later that day. Argos could hardly keep himself together with all the excitement bubbling within him. Mr plant on the other hand wasn't as thriled but he wouldn't say new to some new place.

7PM rolled around and Mr plant and Argos dressed to the 9's with old suits they'd both managed to rangle out of there wardrobes. The blaser on Mr plants suit was itchy and Argos couldn't stop sweating in his tight undershirt, but it'll all be worth it once they went inside of the fusion restaurant.
Waiting the line patiently, just like everybody else, they eventually made it to the enterance where they could hear the chatty crowds and busling atmosphere and even local food critics chewing into nearby waiters life choices that lead them to serving them "slop". This was it, the night they had been waiting for-
A literally open book spoke to great them "Hello, welcome to the grand-OH my god Mr plant!"
Argos looked at Mr plant confused " Do they know you?" as Mr plant shrugged nonchalantly
The doorperson clasped their hand together as they proclaimed in a hushed voice
"Listen, this establishment is well aware of your 'reputation' and normally we wouldn't mind a little blood being spilt but tonight? Oh no no no no no hun, this is our first. Night. Open to the people of this void and beyond and we cant afford any 'accidents' your well known for. So im sorryy but we're going to have to deny your entrance, Oh your friend can come tho. Hii!!"
Mr plant was confused but understanding. Normally he could just go whereever he pleased but he understood the competition in the food industry and having an establishment with no crime would really boost a fusion restaurant in the middle of nowhere. He sigh as he turned to leave but Argos spoke up.
"what, WHAT you can't be serious. I-i bet half of your guests HAVE or WILL commit murder"
The doorperson spoke "Yes but ONE murder isn't as bad as Murdering every time you leave the house, hun."
Argos responsed "THAT'S ASSUMPTION, there is no way he kills every. Time he leaves. The house"
Mr plant turns his head to the imaginary camera and his pure tone says otherwise.
"And even if he did, how do YOU know he did it to protect himself, to be left alone and to escape violent and aggressive people."
The door person spoke back
"Hun, I watch the news and those blood stain say otherwise."
Argos opened his mouth to rebuttal but the people behind him grew inpatient.
"Look, your holding up the line. It's either you go in with Mr plant or you both leave. Go now before I call security." snapped the door person
"You can do this-"
"I can and I will ok, Karen."
With a huff of defeat, Argos leaves the line with Mr plant following suit.
"What about all the money I spent on those reservations, I spent 400 dollars on each one.?"
"We'll be offering refunds in a months time."
Argos was so angry but too tried to say anything as he walked away
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With Argos defeated and in a sweaty and downright uncomfortable suit, he and Mr plant sat on the nearest park bench.
"How could they do this to us, how could they do this to you?" Argos spoke up in a saddening voice. Mr plant looked at him with tired eyes.

He was just used to being excluded from all the fun: to him it was just a regular day of feeling alien to the other members of the void. Out of all the freaks, the monsters and the weirdos, he was the most feared because he was just so unknown.

Instead, Mr plant signed
"It's really going to be okay, I'll recover and so will you."
Argos smiled at his calm words but went into a more light-hearted rant.
"I payed so much for those reservations so that we could have an unforgettable date. It took 4 months of taking as many jobs as I physically could handle." he laughed
"And now what, I'll have to take you home, no food in your stomach, no warm feeling left over from the indoor radiators." As Argos continued, Mr plants mind began turning and soon, he had remembered a place. A place he thought he had long forgotten but was also in the back of his mind.
The perfect date..
Mr plant stood up which startled Argos out of his rant.
"Mr plant! Whats going on?" argos exclaimed.
"I'll explained on the way" Mr plant signed

They made it inside the general carnival with a snarky coment on how "there wasn't a dress code" and at this point they both felt comfortable enough to dress-down. Mr plant put the itchy blazer around his waist, tieing it secure with a knot while Argos undid the 2 top buttons of his collered undershirt. They were finally at peace as they went to all the carnival games they wanted and made plans to go on the ferris wheel.

Word count: 1300 :D
Hope you enjoyed reading this as much as I enjoyed writing it. :)