Jag: Why would he hang up?! He doesn't know where i am?!
Zig: You sure?
Jag: AUh!! What the-
Zig: Sup bro.
Jag: WHERE THE HELL DID YOU COME FROM?!
Zig: Hell...
Jag:... oh.
:So what now?
Zig: Well, im gonna help you regain your memory!
Jag: Ok.
:So what's first?
Zig: As you know, your an angel. So... you have a halo!
Jag:Where... is it?
Zig: It's invisible.
Jag: Well how do i make it UnInvisible?
Zig: Clap twice then snap twice.
Jag: Like... This?
(Jag Claps twice, then snaps twice)
:Did anything happen?
Zig: Yea, Look in the mirror!
Jag: OOooh, it's orange!
:*Gasp* I even have wings?!
Zig: Yep!
:Comes free with being an angel!
Jag: Anything else i should know?
Zig: Ooh! Yes, Watch these!!
Jag grabs the device from Zig
Jag: Eeveelution squad?
Zig: Yep! Your a big fan of it!
Jag: Uh... okie-dokie?
Zig: Ill be in the living room if you need me.
Jag: Okey!
Jag watches all the dubs of this newly found "eeveelution squad"
Jag: OOoh! so there's no humans here!
...
:Wait...
:Zig!
Zig: Yea?
Jag: It says there's no humans on this planet! And that this planet's name is "Gaia"
Zig:Uh, ok. But we're not humans, you're an angel im a demon.
Jag: But we look like humans.
:How do i turn back?
Zig: Uh. I dunno.
Jag:... TF YOU MEAN YOU "DON'T KNOW?!"
Zig: Wwelll i gotta do hellish stuff so bye bye!
Jag: DON'T YOU DARE!
...
:And he's gone. GREAT.
:Now, im gonna get KILLED.
:Sigh. just gotta make a story
...
The door opens.
Jag: Ohhh nooo.
Sylvia: Then i said "I know i can make all boys mine, but your just not my type, sorry! :3
Pearl and Crystal laugh.
Crystal: Ooh! Ooh! I got on...e...
...
The group goes silent seeing Jag as a human.
Jag: Can i get a second to explain myse-
Pearl lifts him in the air, choking him.
Pearl: You got 5 seconds bub.
Jag: Can't.... breathe....
Pearl drops him.
Jag: Phew! Anyways, im jag a-
Pearl: Don't believe it.
Jag: CAN I TALK?!
:anyways, my brother came around and told me to watch this... whatever this is. It's pretty good.
:anyways, so, he told me that if i clap twice then snap twice i can turn into this!
Pearl: Say something only the real Jag would know!
Jag: 5 seconds of being here i got hit in the face with a brick.
Crystal: Okay i said i was sorry!
Jag: Sorry doesn't cut it.
Crystal: Eh, one more chapter every one will forget..
Jag: Shut it.
:Anyways, what now? He didn't tell me how to turn back...
Pearl: Why not?
Jag: He didn't know.
Crystal: Knowing the plot, clap twice then snap twice, the same way you turned into human.
Jag: Huh, that might just work!!
*Jag claps twice then snaps twice*
:He-Hey! Im a pikachu again!
Crystal: Told ya. Im the smartest one here!
Everyone: No you're not.
Crystal: Eeh worth a shot.
Jag: It wasn't, it really wasn't.
:Ok, well now i guess this is it for today,
:By-
Crystal: Actually, can i do it?
Jag: Sure.
Crystal: Bye! Wow, 451 words?! Neato!
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Weird Guest
HumorWARNING! THIS IS A FAN PROJECT! I DON'T OWN ANY CHARACTERS BESIDES JOVANNI! Dont hate... please? It's just a normal day for Flame, Ribbon, and the eeveelution squad... until a newcomer, welp, COMES around, read to find out.
