Had to keep this family friendly sorry :]*One day, jag was just chilling around the tree-house, when Silvia wanted to BE FUNNY, and bonk him on the head with a mallet >:[SO OF COURSE it shifted his neurons around, but let me show you the whole story...*
Jag: Man im ssssssssoooooooooooooooooo bored.
Sivlia: Heyyyyyyyy Jagggggggggg~!
Jag: Yea?
Silvia: Boop.*Silvia with FULL FORCE, bonks jag in the head. really REALLY HARD*
SIlvia: Woops.
Jag:¡Ay, mi cabeza!
Sivila:Whaaaaaaa-?
Jag: ¡Eso duele!
Silvia: What? Dude i don't speak taco bell.
Jag: ¡ESO FUE OFENSIVO! ¿Y cómo es que no me entiendes?
Silvia: SPEAK ENGLISH!
Jag: YO SOY...
Oh, ahora me escucho.
Jag: Espera, ¿puedo decirte algo? >:]
Silvia: IM seeing the face, and i tthink i did something wrong...
Jag: ¡Seguro que sí!
Silvia: Wait don't go! Im lonely- he's gone. FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
*And now we cut to jag*
Jag: ¡OOHH FLLAAAMMMEEE!
Flame: What? Jag: Quien se mueva primero, es gay.
Baby, you got somethin' in your nose
Sniffin' that K, did you feel the hole?
Hope you find peace for yourself
New boyfriend ain't gon' fill the void
Do you even really like this track?
Take away the sugar, would you feel the noise?
More and more you try to run away
You playing with yourself, do you feel the happiness?
Flame: What?
Jag: ¡JA! ¡ERES GAY!
Flame: Wha?
*Jag runs off*And thats where im ending this.BYE BYE*
Pt. 2 comiiing sooon~maybe.
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Weird Guest
HumorWARNING! THIS IS A FAN PROJECT! I DON'T OWN ANY CHARACTERS BESIDES JOVANNI! Dont hate... please? It's just a normal day for Flame, Ribbon, and the eeveelution squad... until a newcomer, welp, COMES around, read to find out.
