zimelu twinkled mischievously. his plan was coming together.
"AH yes... my plan is cumming together"
he said.
once the clok struck midnite... zimely knew it was time to put his epic super secret 100% foolproof murder plan into actioin.
Zemilu jiafeid his skinny hourglass figure out th bedroom door and sneakily snuck into the sneaky kitchen very snekalily.. he opened the cutlery drawr and grabbed rhe sharpest nife he coud find.
(A/N: I have no idea what 'jiafeid' even means,. ciara put that word there so I genuinely have no idea :P)
once he got the knoife he carfully stepped to perl-hes room.. he opened the door with a creeeeeeaaaakkkkkkkkkkkk...... and was trying to be carful not to wak up pew-hew... he slowly stepepd through the door waey and saw as pube-hew was peacefuly eepuing in his bed while cuddling his giant shrek body pillow.
zimbabes grip on the knif tightend as he approached purl-hew and 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.....he woke up jsut as zimelu had raised the knif e up to stab him!!
there was a awkwerd silence between them for like 5 seconds before pearl-hew started screaming his fucking lungs out and hitting that high pitch like ariana grande.
"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,TCURLIENWOETYEI4WTURYNUSCANYEUKSADNU4YU4YTIUEKIEUNRHURNCGUEANAINRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
purl-hew said.
"DIE YOU CHEETO STEALING FART"
zimbabwe yelled very loud as he then plunched the knife into pube-hars chest
"OW WHAT IN TTHE FLIPPITY DIPPITY WHIPPITY FLAPJACK APPLEJACK PATTYWHACK JACK BLACK FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU"
pearl-he let out a death defying screech as the knif e stabbed him very hard into his chest and he started bleeding everywhere even though robots probably shouldnt be ablke to bled but he did and it smelled like burned tomato sauce for some reason.
"zimely......"
purl-hue muttered as he lay bleeding and fucking dying on his bed....
"wat"
zimellu responded as he leaned in a lil closer to hear what peral-he was trying to say. and pearl hue spat out his final words...
"what the fuck is wrong with you"
pube-hew hten died before randomly spinning aroud like a helicopoter and evaporating into dust. zimbabawa looked up as he spoke his final words to pube he
"L bozo + skill issue"
to be cumtinued....
(A/N: i had a stroke while writing this.)
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sexyman (nsr x bfdi crossover)
LosoweWARNINH: there are a bunch of swears and uhhh poorly made dick jokes so uhhh yeah just leetting you fellas know about thayt btw the bfdi doesnt showup unitl latr chapteras ermm dont take this seriously lmao thanks laws for picking out this very unr...
