Bad Hunter VS Bad Vampie

Chapter 3

We were walking through the road still at dark (we had finally heard the hunter's car leave). I took out my iPod from inside my pocket. You may be wondering, how the eff did my iPod survive all of the running and jumping? Well, the pocket has a zipper on it....with a lock. Inside there's my iPod surrounded by soft cushions to protect it.

Awesome, right?

Well, moving on...

"OW WHAT THE FUCK MAN?!" I yelled after he stepped on my foot.

"I'm s-sorry."

"Whatever." I told him speeding up and he followed me.

I turned on my iPod and tapped one of the apps.

 "How did you iPod survive?" He asked and I rolled my eyes.

"That's not your business." I said and played Tap Tap Revenge.

tap tap...taptaptap....tap....tap....tap tap tap.....taptap....taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap.....

"YAY I BEAT MY HIGHSCORE!" I shouted and he rolled his eyes.

"Its just a game..."

"Whatever!" I snapped at him and he shut up.

...Ten minutes of Tap Tap Revenge later....

"Where are we?!" He finally asked.

"We are going to a friend of mine's."

He stopped walking. "W-what do you m-mean by 'friend'?"

"I mean a person who you like to hang out with...?" Wasn't that a bit to obvious?

"I mean," he cleared up his throat. "if they are u-um, vampies t-too."

"Well, DUH." Wow this kid was dumb.

"I-I'm your meal?" I scoffed.

"DUDE, I saved you from those assholes and now you think I want to kill you? Isn't that a bit illogic? Why would I want to loose all that energy in saving you just so that I would kill you?! WTF man?!"

He understood and nodded. "Got it." He muttered.

We could hear the talking and cursing from outside the cabin. I sensed him get nervous and I rolled my eyes. I entered first.

Everyone froze when they saw what was behind me. What now, what now.....

"Um, he's my new boyfriend." I held him close to me and played with his hair. He started laughing nerviously. "Cool it down moron." I whispered to him and then licked his ear so that they wouldn't think I was whispering to him. He swallowed and I smiled.

"But he's human." One of my friends said. He was my ex ex ex ex ex boyfriend.

"You are just jealous." I held the kid close and went to the back of the room. "You guys can keep talking all your shit now." I smiled and they kept talking a little awkwardly. Most of them talked about me and my new BF.

"You see honey, we're popular now." I told him now and turned to him. If I was his pants, I would probably be wet and soggy right about now.

Well, pants aren't alive....

Neither are vampires and they still live....this is so funny in a weird way!

"S-So what n-now?"

"Now we chill." I ate a nacho and he got amused.

"What?!"

"Yeah thats what I do when I get bored and have nothing else to do."

"But what about my family?"

"What about it?" I asked while getting a burrito. Did I tell you? It's Mexican night tonight.

"I-I'm supposed to find them."

"Why?" I asked in confusion.

"They are my family! I haven't seen them in a long time!"

"Dude, I almost died there! I need to eat: I have hypoglycemia you dumbass!"

"No you didn't."

"No. Correction: you would die because they would've caught up to you and I would only faint for a small time." I gave him a 'got ya' face and he rolled his eyes.

"F-fine you win." He told me looking away. Damn now I felt bad. He hasn't seen his family and they probably miss him...

My eyes changed color. Fuck no! I covered my eyes.

No way would he notice I cared. Although he doesn't even know what the colors mean...

I looked into my bracelet which had a little mirror to look at my eye...

They were purple.

"W-what are you doing?" He asked but I looked away.

"Nothing I got ,um, hot sauce in my eye." I lied and he nodded.

"O-okay."

I looked up to the wooden ceiling. It was so pretty...

"Dgah w-why are your eyes purple? I thought they were green." He said scared.

"They are jade. And what if I want them purple, huh?!" They turned another color and so did my cheeks.

"N-now they are blue!" He pointed at my eyes. Gosh I could feel my cheeks burning of embarrasment.

"Don't worry, human, it happens to her alot. Trust me...I know." My ex ex ex ex ex boyfriend told him and they got even deeper blue. "Specially with pink." He grinned evilly and high fived his crew while laughing.

"Shut up, Ryan! Go away." I ordered him and he rolled his eyes and turned around to talk to a blonde tall and pretty lady. Fuck him. For some reason, he was the only one who knew that pink was for pleasure. And yes, I'm talkin' 'bout sexual pleasure.