Fall for Your Type

Family Affairs

Disclaimer: This is a chapter that is NEVER going to happen

Zac had told his sisters to come over to his house while Fatima invited Keke and Marilyn over. when they all got there they sat in the living room area so Kenny spoke "what's this about?!" Zac sighs "me and Fatima seen that y'all three had a few disagreements and arguments going on between y'all so we just wanted to talk about it before it escalated"

Keke looks around confused "okay so why the fuck am I here?!" Zac looks at her "you are like a buffer..." Keke squints "Do I look like a mother fucking body guard to you?!" Fatima laughs then covers her mouth "I'm so sorry I didn't mean to laugh" Zac looks over at her "I'm starting to think you're the problem..." Fatima looks over at him

"Boo hoo Nigga can we talk about them..." Marilyn then speaks "Sooo this is about petty online drama?!" Fatima shakes her head "yes miss I'm gone beat your ass on site..." Ny laughs "yeaaa it ain't to much of that going on now is it" Zac puts his hand over her mouth and she swats it "The fuck is wrong with you?!" He shakes his hand as it in fact did hurt "I don't need you to escalate the situation"

Ny looks at him and smiles "that don't mean put your dirty ass hands on my mouth..." he gasps "my hands are not dirty I take my cleanliness very serious" Kenny laughs "yea okay... you acting like we ain't grow up with your ass but anyways as y'all was saying" Fatima sighs as she speaks "we just want y'all to get along since we are going to be together forever" Keke laughs and Fatima looks over at her

"something funny?!" Keke shake her head "no but together forever just seems a bit cliche..." Zac raises his eyebrow "you think so?!" Kenny nods "I mean she got a point what if you just drop dead say tomorrow?! Then what" Zac was about to answer the question but then thought about it "Well then she would- hold the fuck up..." Ny laughs and then Fatima speaks

"OKAY we keep getting off topic so let's speaks with the task at hand..." she looks at Marilyn "Look we want to mend the peace so I'm going to speak to you directly cause you the one that's been starting the bullshit..." Marilyn rolls her eyes as Ny speaks "See I'm glad you see I'm not the problem" Zac laughs a little "I beg to differ... cause you be right on that bullshit with her and then there goes thing two right behind you" Kenny shakes her head "Now listen here Jack ass I'm not gone sit here and watch my sister be attacked on the internet"

Marilyn throws her hands up "Nobody be attacking the bi..." she was cut off by Fatima "Say it and I promise you gone be missing every single tooth in your mouth" Marilyn looks at Fatima "why you don't be defending me?!" Fatima stares at her "I do be defending you and ain't nobody said it was just you me and Zac came to a collective that it was all of you..." Zac shrugs "look can y'all be cordial for the family sake?!" Ny thinks about it then speaks "Yea I guess" he looks at Kenny "what about you pink panther?!" She shakes her head "Yea but nigga stop giving me these names" he thinks to himself

"No I'm good..." Ny laughs "nothing beats thing two..." he raised his eyebrow "I don't know why you laughing cause you thing one..." her smile fades "now how I get in this?!" He shrugs "I don't know who you thought thing one was but you was way off" Ny laughs a little "You have two other siblings..." he laughs a little "I know but y'all two be together the most... don't worry them other two got nick names" Ny laughs "I know I seen in you contacts"

Zac shakes his head as Keke then speaks "Okay are we done here they done squashed the drama?!" She gets up and Fatima pulls her back down "Aht Aht now we are not done..." she throws her hands up "What now?!" Fatima laughs "Zac planned this mediation session for an hour so we gone respect my man's time" Keke looks at Zac then back at Fatima "I'm sorry to say but your man is on Keke time and I don't fuck around so he got two more minutes of this shit and I'm out" Ny laughs "yea she got a point if we agreed to be cordial why we still here?!" Zac sighs as he shakes his head

"I wasn't expecting it to go this fast I thought there was gone be a little tussle here and there and maybe some foul language and disrespectful insults and I came up with something peaceful exercises and something to help y'all get a long and end in a hug" Kenny looks around the room then back him "Nigga you thought you was a therapist?! Or a guidance counselor?!" He shakes his head "No..." Ny laughs "Sir we are grown we can make grown ass choices such as not fight over petty internet drama.."

Kenny laughs "Now if she would've put her hands on any of us then that's a different story but she didn't" Marilyn chimes in "yea cheers to making grown ass decision that impacts our life are we done here?!" Ny laughs "that's what I'm wondering cause I got a man and a kid to get home to... and this is not Iyanla fix my life because mines is going great and if it wasn't I got my kid, a fiancé, God and my bible to do that" Kenny nods as she agreed with her

"Exactly I got everything she said except the kid..." Zac raised his eyebrow "you got a man" Kenny stares in silence as Zac speaks again "hello you fucking power puff girl I know you hear me" she looks at him "What did I tell you about these names?!" He shrugs "you told me to cut it out and I told you no the end... anyways you got a man?!" Kenny sighs "It's time to wrap this shit up" she stands up and Zac pushes her back in the chair "uh hell nah you gone answer my question before I wrap you up" Ny turns her head and laughs as Kenny looks at him

"Yes I do got a man... now can I go home" he sighs "we will talk..." Kenny raises her eyebrow "no we will not... you not about to scold me like we ain't the same age" Fatima laughs a little "She has a point babe.." Zac looks at Fatima "girl ain't nobody asked you nothing" Keke looked up from her phone "who the hell you talking to?!" Fatima looks at Keke "right that's what I'm tryna figure out" Kenny laughs as she shakes her head "They bout to jump your ass and while that go down I'm going home thanks for inviting me to this meeting" before anyone can say anything else she gets up and walks to the door and out to her car

Zac sighs "I guess the rest of y'all are free to go..." Ny laughs "you ain't have to dismiss us I'm out as we speak" she gets up and leaves and following behind her is Marilyn as they went they separate ways. Keke sighs as she stands up and hugs Fatima "I'll call you later..." Fatima nods and Keke then looks at Zac "Nigga next time you wanna play life coach at least put some food or something to drink out"

he shakes his head "I didn't even know you was coming until last minute" Keke shrugs "I said what I said..." she walks over to the door and out to her car. Zac looks at Fatima "well that was fun wasn't it" Fatima laughs as she nods " we have crazy ass siblings with big ass personalities so this should be fun ride of a marriage we got going on" Zac shakes his head in agreement and the two then just relax after what they did for the rest of the time being