Welcome to hell, we are all running from our pain through books and comedy here....
So, you're curious enough to open this book? Brave soul. Let me give you a sneak peek into the delightful mess you're about to wade into. First off, the narration! You'll be hearing from Anne, our protagonist, who, quite frankly, has better things to do than narrate this story—but here she is, grumbling about it anyway.
The style? imagine if quirky, dark, and philosophical writing had a child, and that child swore like a sailor on a bad day.
If my writing style was a picture :-
As for the setting, welcome to Ravensbrook—a town that's as old as the hills and twice as stubborn. Picture Sleepy Hollow, if Sleepy Hollow had grudgingly accepted the idea of electricity and indoor plumbing. The houses are ancient, the buildings are practically glaring at time itself, and modernity? Well, that's a generous term around these parts.
Anne—now she's a real piece of work. Imagine if a black cat and an orange cat had a baby, and that baby grew up to be a 23-year-old virgin with a sharp mind and a knack for self-deprecation. That's Anne in a nutshell—unhinged, quirky, and just the right amount of chaotic. She's got all the typical girl-next-door vibes, she just wants to land a hot guy and drag him to bed. A girl's gotta have goals, right? But that is just scratching the surface, behind her humor lies trauma and pain and hell lot of bravery, she learned to walk alone for a very long time, would she ever be able to open her heart and lean on someone else's shoulders ?
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