Sir Timothy Twinkleballs' POV:
This summer has been a bust... and I know a bust when I feel it in my sock
"I need to call my gf.."
*My phone is over by my pile of dirty socks. It smells like a dog sharted on them, just how I like it. It's calling to me.. begging for me to grab it and be indulged in its goulish blue light.*
"Hey daddy~" My kitten replies as she picks up the phone "What's up babe~"
*I chuckle darkly as I imagine her laying on her bed, with her sleep deprived kawaii form*
"Nothing much, kitten.. I just wanted to tell you how much Daddy loves you. I know you broke up with me before, and I threatened to kill myself, but I promise this time is different. I'm an alpha now.. and you're my beta~"
*She giggles and sighs happily through the phone, and it gets me wild*
"I love you too babe~" she whispers darkly "I'll see you at school next week.. my alpha~"
*When she hangs up, I can't help but feel an empty void in my soul. It feels like something is missing...*
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Rizzy Jizzy's POV:
This summer has been amazing!! Just sitting around playing Fortnite, mowing lawns, and watching skibidy toilet. I feel incredible!! Except I live with my sister. I beat her, and so does my dad. It feels good :)
School starts soon. I'm not very happy about that. Fuck teachers, they always tell me things like 'dont cuss' 'do your work' and 'GO TO THE OFFICE WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST DO???'
Fucking party poopers.
But yeah, I failed all my classes last year so I'm just gonna be taking the same ones again.
I can't wait to leave bricks in the toilets.
I'm getting hungry. Maybe I'll just look for child corn on the internet and eat that. Yeah, that sounds very sigma I'll do that <3
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Sir Timothy Twinkleballs and Richizzy Jizzy's Journey To Love <3
RomanceThese are based on real people. I hate them. But they won't know this is about them 😛
