The one with the boobies

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Chloe sat in central perk. Phoebe is there with her boyfriend Roger, talking to Rachel and Monica

"Oh, honey, honey, tell them the story about your patient who thinks things are, like, other things. Y'know? Like, the phone rings and she takes a shower." Phoebe said

" That's pretty much it." Roger said

"Oops!"

" But you tell it really well, sweetie."

"Thanks. Okay, now go away so we can talk about you." Phoebe said

"Okay. I'll miss you."

"Isn't he great?" Phoebe said

" He's so cute! And he seems to like you so much." Rachel said

"He seems great pheebs" Chloe said

"I know, I know. So sweet... and so complicated. And for a shrink, he's not too shrinky, y'know?" Phoebe said

"So, you think you'll do it on his couch?" Monica asked

"Oh, I don't know, I don't know. I think that's a little weird, y'know? Vinyl." Phoebe said

"Okaaay. Any of you guys want anything else?" Rachel asked the guys

"Oh, yes, could I have one of those-" chandler said

" No, I'm sorry, we're all out of those. Anybody else?" Rachel said as Chloe formed

" Okay." Chandler said

"Did I, uh, did I miss something?" Roger asked

"No, she's still upset because I saw her boobies." Chandler

"Excuse me" Chloe said as she hit her brother at the side of the head

" You what? Wh- what were you doing seeing her boobies?" Ross asked

"It was an accident. Not like I was across the street with a telescope and a box of donuts." Chandler said

"Ew" Chloe said

"Okay, okay, could we change the subject, please?" Rachel said

" Yeah, 'cause hello, these are not her boobies, these are her breasts." Phoebe shad

"Okay, Pheebs, I was hoping for more of a change." Rachel said

"Y'know, I don't know why you're so embarrassed, they were very nice boobies." Chandler said

"Nice? They were nice. I mean, that's it? I mean, mittens are nice." Rachel said

" Okaaay, rock, hard place, me." Chandler said

" You're so funny! He's really funny! I wouldn't wanna be there when- when the laughter stops." Roger said

"Whoah whoah, back up there, Sparky. What'd you mean by that?" Chandler said

"Oh, just seems as though that maybe you have intimacy issues. Y'know, that you use your humour as a way of keeping people at a distance." Roger said

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⏰ Last updated: Aug 19, 2024 ⏰

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