Today Miley and her friends had gym class and Miley was upset about how they would be playing flag football because it was just another sport she got picked last on. And asked Lily if she knew why that was and Lily said it was because she stinks. But Miley gave her a look and then Lily said she was pretty and the other girls were jealous. Miley felt it was a nice save but she admitted that she knew she wasn't very good but felt she also wasn't horrible. Bu then the coach threw a ball at her told her to look alive but she put her hands up to her face and backed away and dropped the ball. Making her she stinks point. But she was upset that no one wanted her on her team and that Lily had no idea what it was like to be picked last. Lily told her it wasn't true and that last year she didn't get picked till the last two for soccer and Miley pointed out she had a broken collarbone and still got picked before Miley.
She told Lily just once she wanted a miracle to happen where she wasn't picked last and then Joanie and Lily were team captains and Miley was thrilled that her best friend was captain thinking she'd pick Miley first but it didn't happen and she was still picked last only Lily didn't even pick her. And the coach was upset because they were slower than her husband in the bathroom he put a T.V. in there. It turned out that Lily had never beat Joanie at anything since 2nd grade and it didn't matter who she picked. And since the girls were acting so high and mighty they decided to bet on it that whoever wins got to give the loser captain a haircut. It came down to Miley and Sarah and she thought it was so funny how it was always down to the two of them. So Joanie was stuck with Miley. Later that night we (outfit 87) had a concert and singing True Friend
which Lily had not been so it was a little ironic. And at the end through the beads on the stage we thanked the audience and she told them she wished we could stay all night long. Then as I handed my microphone off gently she tossed the stagehand hers saying let's get out of here. Her dad of course asked if she was still upset about what happened with Lily.
Of course not why would you say that? She shrugged at him. He said she didn't usually intro True Friend about a cute little song about a 2 faced backstabber. She said it was just her way of keeping things fresh. Said she was an artist and that's what she does. Her dad said ok but she also wrapped her arm around me and covered my mouth with her hand as she gave her little speech. But Robby pointed out he was a dad and an uncle and knowing that was basically BS was what he does. It was then she asked if she was gonna get another lecture?! He said maybe later but right now he wanted to take his mustache off and then Lily came backstage dressed like Lola and he told her to be thankful she didn't have to wear the mustache. Miley was still upset and even more so that now she was finally showing up wanted to know if all the other concerts in town were sold out? Because she knew she wouldn't had picked hers first?! I nudged her she corrected to say our. She continued to say or sec or even last. She claimed she was gonna pick her until she started the whole haircut thing. And didn't get what the big deal was since Lily won anyways and took her hair home as a trophy. Said she couldn't had done it without her and Miley said it was a stupid game and how the ball wasn't even round.
And if things couldn't get worse Tracie showed up while they gave each other fake kisses. She told us we kept getting better and better. And she even loved the backstabbing quip. She felt it was funny before asking to make sure that it wasn't about her. Miley told her no of course not as she hugged me and Tracie saying she knew she could always count on us. Come on you're not gonna stay mad at me forever are you?! Lily asked her. I think I'm a little more mature than that Miley started and said she had 6 seats left in the limo picked a bunch of people still had one more and then picked a fern plant over her and said Fern was her new best friend and that she was getting a window seat. Meanwhile Robby had his own problems. He'd asked Jackson to do the dishes for 3 days and he was pouring milk into cereal to eat it over the box and the sink was now a toxic waste dump. Jackson said he'd get to it and Robby asked him when.... When it grew feet and started walking away?! Jackson felt that would be so cool if they did. He was upset that when he asked Jackson to do the dishes he got green chicken how he asked him to separate color from white and got green underwear. Jackson wasn't concerned it wasn't like anyone would see them unless he did yoga on the deck again.
