Luke Ross x reader

The Talented Mr.Kipling

Jessie: Mr. Kipling, you are getting a time out. And no TV for a week.

Ravi: I think you are being very harsh. Mr. Kipling paid you a visit because he gets bored in his cage. Plus, he's a cuddler.

Jessie: Oh, that explains the claw marks on my calves!

(Emma and Y/N comes into the room)

Emma: Jessie, I have a huge problem. I love my photography class!

Jessie: Okay, I know I'm new at this whole nanny thing, but not seeing the problem.

Emma: The problem is I got the world's most laziest partner for this assignment.

(Luke enters the room)

Luke: You call it lazy, I call it selective participation. (holds up camera) Now, Y/N, give me... pouty.

(Luke takes a picture of Y/N with confused face)

Luke: Okay, that was more like upset or your going to kill me , but I can touch it up. I can't believe I can get school credit for taking pictures of a cute girl.

Y/N:Luck that's not what's it's for and stop taking pictures of me! You have been doing that all day.

Emma: The assignment is to take pictures of New York's flora and fauna.

Luke: Ooh, I hope those are hot Latin twins.

Y/N: Do you have an off switch?

Luke: Yep! You wanna try and find it?

Y/N:No

Jessie:Okay, look. We are going to the park. That way, you guys can work on your assignment, and Ravi can take Mr. Kipling for a walk, or a slither, or whatever he does.Y/N do you want to go?

Y/N:Yeah I can find so new art ideas or find stuff for my science homework.

Ravi: No, no, no, no, no, no. We cannot take Mr. Kipling for a walk.

Emma: If Mrs. Chesterfield sees him, she'll throw a hissy fit.

Luke: Yeah, she's the head of the condo board.

Ravi: And a real pain in the ashram.

Y/N:And a pain to look at.

Jessie: Oh, is she that annoying lady downstairs who's always carrying that homely baby?

Luke: It's a dog.

Jessie:You're telling me. Someone whomped that child with the ugly stick.

Y/N: He means it's Chihuahua.

Jessie: It's Chi-hideous. Look, Ravi, I'm not gonna let some old grouch to keep you from walking your pet. We'll just ask Tony to make sure the coast is clear.

Tony: (on intercom) I'm on it!

Jessie:Tony, are you eavesdroping again?

Tony: Now that I've looked up for word... Yes.

~kitchen~

Bertram: (on the phone) I need a loaf of bread, a pound of cheddar cheese, two pounds of roast beef, a jumbo jar of mayonnaise...

Ravi: Bertram, when you are done ordering your lunch, do not forget to order Mr. Kipling's snack.

Bertram: Fine. Do you have any frog legs?

Ravi: He does not like the legs.

Bertram: How about frog breasts? (Ravi smiles and nods) Can I buy those? Um, that's my business. (line disconnects) Hello? Hello? And now I have to find a new grocer!