(WOMAN SCREAMS)
Ravi: A very realistic movie! This 3-D is amazing! I feel as though I can reach out and touch it! (SCREAMS) Now it is reaching out to touch me! (SCREAMING)
Ravi:(Ran in the living room pushing Y/N then jump on Bertram.)Bertram! Evil spirits walk among us!
Luke: (LAUGHING) You got the evil part right. That was awesome! You screamed like a little girl.
Ravi: I did not! I screamed like a big, tough girl! And you certainly did not scare my fearless friend, Mr. Kipling!
Y/N:(Standing up.)Oh like that makes it better.
(Mr. Kipling slithers onto the elevator)
Ravi: You reptilian wimp!
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Emma: Bertram, is my new issue of Leopard Beat here?
Bertram: One moment.
(Bertram puts on a pair of headphones.Then hand a pair to Y/N.)
Emma: (SCREAMING)
Jessie: What's wrong? Who's hurt? First aid kit or ambulance?
Emma: My Leopard Beat magazine came! This month has a special feature on bra stuffing! "Which is better? Tissues or socks?" Spoiler alert. It's neither. Quilted toilet paper. You're welcome.
(DOORBELL BUZZING)
Tony: What up, penthouse!
Jessie: What up, Tony!
Tony: Hey, Jessie, I brought you a welcome to New York "fuggeda-basket."
Jessie: Aw, thanks, Tony! New York subway maps, Metro cards, and... pepper spray? Is this in case I'm the victim of a-salt?
Y/N: Please don't say that again
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Jessie: You know, this is really nice of Tony.
Emma: Nice and obvious. Tony's in love. It's all here Leopard Beat.
Jessie: "Surefire Signs a Guy is Crushing On You. "First, he'll surprise you with presents."
Y/N: Tony gave you the fuggeda-basket.
Jessie: "Second, he'll laugh at your jokes."
Emma: Tony laughed when you said, "Victim of a-salt."
Jessie: Yeah, because it was funny.
Emma: No. It wasn't. Leopard Beat is never wrong. It's my roadmap to womanhood.
Y/N:Not just that,um you was the only one laughing
Jessie: Your roadmap has a hologram poster of Taylor Lautner.
Emma: I know! When you turn it this way, his shirt comes off. Off, on. Off, on. Off, on. Wanna see?
Jessie: Pass. Look, even if Tony does like me, I'm not going to date him. I learned back in Texas never to date someone you work with.
Y/N: Aw! Did you get your heart broken by a rodeo clown?
Jessie: Actually, yes. I was referring to last summer, when I was working at Senor Cluck's Chickateria. Everything was just fine until I broke up with the assistant manager, Buck Cluck. That's when he assigned me to the plucking pit.
Emma: You had to pluck chicken eyebrows?
Jessie: No. I spent the rest of the summer knee-deep in beaks, claws, and chicken guts. Which, by the way, was our 99 cent combo.
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Luke Ross x reader
FanfictionYou are close to the Ross family, their parents are friends with your and they work together.Your always at the Ross's house,you live one floor down from them.You and Luke are dating for quite awhile.Now you guys have a new nanny Jessie.
