Dear Diary,
I was eating pizza, because what else am I supposed to do! When a stupid bird pooped right on it. I was devastated because my love for pizza is stronger than Jack and Rose, for I would never leave it to drown.
Jake and I watched "titanic" the other night and it was so romantic.
I love Jake! And pizza of course!!
But then the ship started to sink and I got sad. Jake got me pizza chunk ice cream, so I was happy again. As happy as I could be in prison of course.
Well, it's time for me to lay to rest and dream of pizzas dancing in my head ( aka fancy talk for go to sleep ). Goodbye... for now. DUH! DUH! DUUUUUH!
Claire Cornfoot
