Dear diary,
I love jake so much, he's probably been the best thing that happened to me since stuffed crust on pizza! He skyped with me the other day eating pizza while watching Friends. It was great! AND DIARY PHOEY IS MY OTPPP!! *otp is one true pair* I've had no fun at school lately and I want to go home because I hate everyone and wish they would turn into mushroom pizza!!
So long for now! -Claire Cornfoot-Jigglejam
