General George

Don't Make Me Laugh

   What a terrible day. When The Supreme Ruler woke up at his usual time, 3 am so as not to be rested and to maximize his irritability, he was appalled to find his body not only rested but well rested and showing true weakness: hunger. He had no need for his baser instincts and feelings like happiness and hunger, but he knew he must indulge, you can't control subordinates without energy. He reached for his usual sustenance when the need arose, grape nuts and water, both bland and not the least bit satisfying but today he found himself enjoying them! Hunger, enjoyment, and lack of fatigue all in one day before the sun even rose?! What did he do to deserve this?! If he didn't watch himself he might even treat someone else with dignity and respect and that would destroy everything he had worked so hard to ruin. If he wasn't The Supreme Ruler at Verde Auto Mall where weakness wouldn't be tolerated (by him) he would call in healthy. "I guess it's time to take the day the Supreme Way" he chuckled to himself. Wait a chuckle? From himself? Maybe he should call in after all, wouldn't want the peon's to know he's human..