For every great Pokémon Master, there is a Pokémon Mistress.
A collection of one-shots featuring Pokémon enthusiasts that regret teaching their beloved monsters moves such as Constrict, Power Whip, and Double Team.
Trainer: *-puts on a shirt, cringing at the discarded undergarments and a PokeBall on the floor-*
...
-*walks to kitchen door, peeks in-*
...
-*sighs, then tries to put on a sturdy expression-*
-*walks in, heads straight to fridge, grabs a carton of juice, beelines out the—*-
Miltank: Oh? And I thought you had *plenty* to drink last night. I didn't know you liked it straight from the tap~...
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Trainer: ...*-coughs-*...
Miltank: ...
Trainer: How...how much did we—
Miltank: You grabbed my horns, rode my face like a motorcycle, choked me a quarter to death while I slobbered and begged for more, flipped me over, spanked me with my own tail like I was late on the rent, did some REALLY fucked up double-penetrating finger fucking thing with ONE HAND, and caressed my neck with both hands around my throat while you made me look you right in the eyes, declared yourself to be "The Master of This Milk Wench," and drained your entire load right there and made me kiss it clean.
