"Let's hope this one goes...wait we're live?" the speaker appears to be a green genie of some kind, he is standing next to a similar looking blue genie. "Hello World, it is I, the Host of this soon to be award winning show, Tornadus!" He had a confident smirk on his face, as he attempted to alert the genie next to him with his eyes. The Blue Genie rolled his eyes and began to speak.
"Thundurus, Co-host" he said this with no enthusiasm, like he had just woken up. Tornadus kept his smirk, but it seemed much more uncomfortable now, he quickly started speaking again, likely in an attempt to salvage this mess of an introduction.
"As some of you may know, we've done a show like this before, but unfortunately, we couldn't air it due to legal reasons." Tornadus said the last part with very clear disdain, pausing for a second, then continuing, "So we're running it back, now on this newly discovered with 18 new contestants all competing to win One Million Poké". At this time Thundurus pulled a piece of paper out and began reading it in a monotone voice.
"The rules of the game are simple, each week the contestants will compete in challenges for rewards and immunity from elimination. The losers will have to vote to eliminate someone, and that person will be out of the game" Thundurus threw away the paper and flew away, leaving Tornadus with his pained smile, he then notices the boat arriving and his eyes lighten up.
"Here come the contestants now!" his grin was massive, "We were originally going to have a separate boat for each of them, but that's quite time consuming, so we elected on this approach instead! Now, allow me to introduce the cast of Total Drama Island!"
insert intro song here
"Anyways, let's start with the introd-" Tornadus gets interrupted by Thundurus.
"Yeah...we don't have time for the individual introductions"
"I see...well let's do this quick then" Tornadus inhales "We have Growlithe, Beedrill, Igglybuff, Delibird, Crawdaunt, Castform, Pachirisu, Staravia, Sawk, Krokorok, Carbink, Floette, Hakamo-o, Kommo-o, Nickit, Eldegoss, Frigibax, and Doliv." He exhaled loudly as the contestants were dropped off...well, more like thrown off by Captain Machoke.
"YOU, you have a lot of explaining to do! What happened to our individual introductions!" Beedrill screamed at the host, causing him to chuckle.
"Oh, don't worry, we'll get to that, we just have to take care of some other stuff first, like the tour for example! Now, come this way!"
"Can I interject?" asked Castform
"What?"
"I've conducted research on reality shows, and most viewers seem to think the tours are quite boring."
"Is that so?"
"Yes, and in our acceptance letter, you sent us all a map of the island, it's quite a nice place aside from the...volcano"
"Well, guess we'll skip that part and move straight to the challenge!"
~~Castform's Confessional~~
"This Island is quite a marvel, I normally would have been quite interested in a tour, but it looks like it's going to rain soon, and I don't...like the rain...that much.
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~~Beedrill's Confessional~~
"Who the [Bleep] does that [Bleep] think she is? She's acting like she's SOOOOO smart for reading a map, well guess what? I CAN READ A [Bleeping] Map too! I just CHOSE not to, and now she's deprived me of MY TOUR! That [Bleep] is going down!"
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"Thundurus, is the challenge ready?" he nodded and then left once again, leaving Tornadus in an awkward spot "ok then, so here are the rul-"
