Phoebe: You're a monkey. Ooh, you're an angry monkey. Oh, you're pissed. You're- PMS monkey?
Darryl: Piper...
Piper: Uh-huh.
Darryl: You froze the crime scene.
Piper: Uh-huh.
Darryl: You cannot freeze a crime scene.
Piper: Well, I did.
Leo: Piper, this is completely illegal.
Piper: Yeah? Well, so is marrying a dead guy, okay?
[She holds up his death certificate]
Piper: Let's not get technical now.
Piper: Yeah, next time get your own damn lipstick.
Prue: I heard that.
Piper: I love you.
Prue: Bite me.
Grams: Have you been exercising your powers daily?
Piper: Do I need to?
Grams: Well, you know, if you don't want to lose control of them. Did you perform a ritual to promote growth?
[Piper and Leo look sheepish]
Grams: Did you cast a spell to ward off demonic parasites?
[Piper and Leo continue to look ashamed]
Grams: Sweetheart, what did you do?
Leo: We built a nursery in our bedroom closet.
Grams: No wonder this baby summoned me.
Piper: Life isn't a garden so stop being a hoe.
Piper: Kiss this bitch.
Cole: Put it down. Gently.
Adam: I can't. The witch'll kill me.
Cole: So will I. You don't wanna hurt her. (Adam throws the pumpkin and Cole freezes it. He walks over and picks it up.) Oh, what am I gonna do with you? (He unfreezes Adam and punches him in the face.) Keep your hands off my pumpkin!
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