the new and innovative dang it grandpa book

cellblock tango x danganronpa (lyrics)

i finally finished it!! sorry if there are any mistakes (also i wrote kaede/katalin's part in english cause i... don't speak hungarian yk)

[EVERYONE]
excuses...
six...
squish...
ah-ah...
hope's peak...
yamada...

[MONOKUMA]
(excuses... six... squish... ah-ah...) and now, the six merry murderesses of hope's peak academy, in their rendition of the cellblock tango! (hope's peak... yamada...)

[EVERYONE]
excuses...
six...
squish...
ah-ah...
hope's peak...
yamada...

excuses, six, squish! ah-ah, hope's peak, yamada!
excuses, six, squish! ah-ah, hope's peak, yamada!
excuses, six, squish! ah-ah, hope's peak, yamada!

they had it comin'
they had it comin'
they only had themselves to blame!
if you'd have been there,
if you'd have seen it,
i betcha you would have done the same!

excuses, six, squish! ah-ah, hope's peak, yamada!
excuses, six, squish! ah-ah, hope's peak, yamada!

[PEKO]
you know how people have this personality that gets you down?
like, mahiru
mahiru, she was so protective...
no, she was excusatory.
so monokuma set a motive,
and young master was really irritated...
and he went to talk with mahiru...
and they started talking,
and she was being so protective...
no, not protective.
excusatory.
so, he said to her, he said "you defend that girl one more time."
and she did
so went in and i took a metal bat.
and i swung it around two times...

into her head.

[EVERYONE]
they had it comin'
they had it comin'
they only had themselves to blame!
if you'd have been there,
if you'd have heard it,
i betcha you would have done the same!

[SAYAKA]
i met leon kuwata in this school about two years ago,
and he told me he was single,
and we hit it off right away.
so, we started living together
he'd go to work, he'd come home,
i'd fix him a drink, we'd have dinner.
and then i found out.
"single" he told me
single, my ass!
not only was he taken
oh no, he had six girlfriends.
one of those celebrities, you know?
so that night when he came home from work,
i fixed him his drink as usual.

you know, some guys just can't hold their arsenic.

[EVERYONE]
he had it comin' (excuses, six, squish! ah-ah, hope's peak, yamada!)
he had it comin'
he took a flower (excuses, six, squish! ah-ah, hope's peak, yamada!)
in its prime!
and then he used it, (excuses)
and he abused it, (six)
it was a murder, (squish!)
but not a crime!
(ah-ah, hope's peak, yamada!)

[MIKAN]
it was the time of the despair disease... (ah-ah)
i was in the music hall (hope's peak)
in storms hiyoko, in terror... (yamada!)
"what are you doing!?" she shouts (excuses)
she was crazy (six)
and she kept on screamin' (ah-ah)
"what are you doing!?"
and then she ran into my knife.

she ran into my knife ten times.

[EVERYONE]
if you'd have been there
if you'd have seen it
i betcha you would have done the same!

[KAEDE]
what am i doing here?
they say my famous lover turned a blind eye as i murdered my friend.
it's not true, i'm innocent.
i don't know why tsumugi says i did it.
i tried to explain at the police station but they couldn't understand.

[SAYAKA]
yeah...
but did you do it?

[KAEDE]
ah-ah...

...not guilty!

[JUNKO]
my sister, mukuro and i had this double act
and we brought monokuma round with us! (they only had themselves to blame)
now, for the last number in our act we'd do these twenty despairing things in a row!
one, two, three, four, five, manipulation, giving threats (if you'd have been there,) deception, murder...
one right after the other (if you'd have seen it)
so this one night in hope's peak, she's pretending to be me, (i betcha)
and i was scheming (you would have done the same!)
havin' a few laughs...
and i was getting bored
so i blanked out a little (he had it comin')
i come back to my senses...
and there's mukuro! (he had it comin')
doing number seventeen (he took a flower)
threatening the headmaster!
well, i was in such a state of shock, i completely blacked out, i can't remember a thing... it wasn't until later when i was listening to the students cry

i even knew she was dead.

[JUNKO + EVERYONE]
she had it comin' (they had it comin')
she had it comin' (they had it comin')
she had it comin' all along! (they had it comin' all along)
i didn't do it! (she didn't do it)
but if i'd done it, (but if she'd done it)
how could you tell me that i was wrong?

she had it comin' (he had it comin')
she had it comin' (he had it comin')
she had it comin' all along! (he took a flower in its prime)
i didn't do it! (and then he used it)
but if i'd done it,
how could you tell me that i was wrong?

[CELESTE]
i cared for hifumi yamada...
more than i can possibly say (they had it comin')
he was a real artistic guy
sensitive, a writer.
but he was always trying to find himself (they only had themselves to blame)
he'd go out every night looking for himself
and on the way
he found alter ego (if you'd have been there)
and he loved it...
and so did kiyotaka. (if you'd have seen it)
i guess you could say we separated because of artistic differences (i betcha you would have done the same)
he saw himself as alive,

and i saw him dead.

[EVERYONE]
the dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
the dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum

they had it comin' (they had it comin')
they had it comin' (they had it comin')
they had it comin' all along? (they had it comin' all along)
'cause if they used us, ('cause if they used us)
and they abused us (and they abused us)
how could you tell us that we were wrong?

they had it comin' (they had it comin')
they had it comin' (they had it comin')
they only had themselves to blame! (they only had themselves to blame)
if you'd have been there, (if you'd have been there)
if you'd have seen it, (if you'd have seen it)
i betcha you would have done the same!

you defend that girl one more time!
single my ass!
ten times!
i don't know why tsumugi says i did it.
number seventeen, giving threats.
artistic differences.

excuses!
six!
squish!
ah-ah!
hope's peak!
yamada!