[texting]
Jake: Yo.
Rachel: Yo.
Jake: Are you gonna be home for dinner?
Rachel: I'm on patrol until midnight.
[5 minutes later]
Jake: Pepper's still asking.
Rachel: Did you tell her that I wouldn't be home?
Jake: Sorry, I forgot.
Rachel: Go tell her that I won't be
home.[10 minutes later]
Jake: Pepper's asking where you are.
Rachel: Are you not telling her where
I am?!Jake: I forgot to tell her, I made a margarita.

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