david.exe

part one - the killings

one night, while i was out searching for people to kill, i heard a loud scream. i thought this was a defenseless human, so, with my horse, we went over to the location of where the scream came from. as i got close enough, i dismounted my horse and walked over, with the horse following.

"anybody there?" i call out, looking around. hard to see when your massive ass hat covers your face. i pull my hat up to see the HORRIFYING SIGHT!

"d-david? is that y-you?" i speak in a panicked tone as i walk closer toward the man i suspected to be david. he was standing over a body, which looked freshly dead.

the man remained silent, and i grew concerned. i walked infront of him to get a glimpse of his face, and my eyes narrowed as i saw the horror before me. i desperately put my hands on the hunter's shoulders and shook him, not even giving a single shit about the corpse i'm standing on. yeah, he can die for all i can care. meals for later. the thing that concerns me is how david is acting...

"david, please, answer me!" i yelled with tears welling in my eyes, my grip growing tighter as i settle my gaze upon the man before me, his head down. i gently wiped the blood off of his face and licked it off my thumb.

it only took a minute until david looked up at me. i got so excited, until i saw what he had became... david had transformed into something beyond my comprehension...

he looked so demonic, and his eyes were RED! his eyes bled as he made eye contact with me and he firmly grabbed my neck, gripping it tight enough to strangle me.

"OW! DAVID! STOP!!" i cried out to the now crazed hunter, who looked completely feral. it took me a minute but i pried david's hands off my neck. i stumbled back from the impact and i grabbed hunter's body and ran away, mounting my horse as i did so, crying.

3 HOURS LATER.

i checked up on hunter's body, and he was definitely dead. there were a few gunshots to his chest and a lot of markings on his neck. it didn't take me long to find some form of identification on the poor juvenile's body. i read his WAVHT ID card, which gave me a phone number. i took hunter's phone, however it didn't turn on. so i got mad and bit it.

"i'll just c-call them l-later."

i would stutter as i spoke, crying with tempered glass in my mouth. i took it out, wincing from the lacerations it left on my gums. why did i even do that; i don't know.

i then stood up and grabbed hunter's body as i left the decrepit shack i was in. i took hunter's body, and i took off his punk jacket. i put the jacket and the corpse to the side, and i took out a shovel from the side of the shack and made a hole. i flung hunter's corpse down there, tears in my eyes. i shoveled the dirt back in afterwards, since i don't want any attention to be drawn to it.

"r-rest in peace. y-you were too young."

it didn't take long for me to hear more screams, followed by gunshots.

holy FUCK i think david's killing them all, i thought to myself. it didn't sound like there were any vampires nearby, and it was daylight, so...

i then mounted my horse again, I FUCKING LOVE MY HORSE!!!!!!!! HE'S SO RELIANT!! and headed toward the location. once my horse had trotted there, i noticed what was going on. there were SO MANY dead hunters. i got off my horse and took out my ol' reliable Colt Single Action Army Revolver™ and loaded it. i aimed and blew a golf-ball sized hole through david's shoulder, as anybody would. i noticed another wounded hunter, (i cannot specify the details because he's a minor), and i quickly grabbed him and put him on my horse.

" you'll survive." i spoke in a gentle tone as i readjusted the poor lad's hat and rubbed some blood off his face. again, i ate that shit UP!

quickly, i got onto the back of my horse, and yelled; "go, quick!" before shooting david again, this time in his kneecap. i then turned around and faced the poor lad before me, my horse cantering away from the area.

"i won't hurt you, we've got a common enemy." i assured the lad, who nodded and wiped away his tears using his right hand. i applied some gauze to his wounded eye, being gentle with the area.

it took us a moment, but he mustered up the confidence to speak to me.

"fuckin hell david is feral or sum shit" the boy said, crossing his arms and slumping over. honestly, his breath smelled like raw garlic, which is extremely unpleasant.

"yeah. i have no idea what happened, but his eyes are red. i doubt he got infected by a vampire, it would be much different. he'd be biting, not slashing with a knife and shooting people." i said to the boy, who nodded as i rambled on.

"shouldn't you be doing your homework? not out here, trying to kill an old and clearly insane man with firearms?" i asked, finally interrupting myself as i finished my yap session.

"i thought it would be best to distract him." he spoke bluntly. that was it? does this guy have the iq of a literal cupboard or what

"that was reckless, you shouldn't have done that." i said in a matter-of-fact way as we rode into the sunset. WHY AM I OUT AT THIS TIME HOLY SHIT MY SKIN HURTS SO BAD