"Don't start roleplaying in general" She says, nonchalance typing a sob emoji right next to it whilst waiting for her German plaything Ken.Ken replies to his pirated lovers mocking, blushing like a ripened tomato fruit, for his only words to be
"Oh"Bit types out two sentences, trying to divert the attention of people from acknowledging her and her German bf Ken, not wanting to show her affection for him to the world with words like "why are we in wattpad"The pirate scared for her life screams into the endless void, breaking the 4th wall "Why are we in wattpad" only for her german boy toy to be the comedian he is to say "No let them cook actually" nonchalantly without blinking an eye, then enters the delusional packaged american cheese to distract the pirate and her german boy toy from a planned existential crisis.
The pirate now starts to fear for her life, afraid about the fact that the two best friends(platonic) have started to uncover the secret she and her lover hold. She tries to lessen the impact by bringing up back rooms but the two don't back down, causing her to go crazy, once and for all.
With time, the pirate gets lost to the war of craziness, slowly descending into shadows. Her male lover tried.... He truly did want to be there for her. But one day, his eyes lay upon an ice prince named Andrealphus.... It was true love. It started as friends with them sharing a common love for gossip and villains. It slowly dwelled into him breaking down about his lovers conditions, in the warmth of arms of Andrealphus, no words shared between them as they comforted each other. He soon realised he fell in love with his ice prince and left the crazed pirate to be lost in her craziness, opening a new chapter in his life.
The pirate again in a confused daze asks the void, "WHERE ARE WE" only to be replied to with silence....her panicking asks calmly trying to show she isn't under pressure to her boy toy, "Is this the backrooms" only for the american cheese to say with confidence "This is steaming" only to leave confused and to be ignored by the ego induced couple of the pirate and her german boy toy. Then enters the only sane italian left in this world; the fried tenders to tell the void "charr write this fanfic I'll pay you". Then the yellow child who fell from heaven tries to cope to the void with her own wattpad adventure to only be shunned by the immaculate and charming Amu's brilliant works about the deranged couple of pirate and german.
In her last ditch effort to stay sane the now slowly mental decline of the pirates sanity, she leaps into the void hoping to find some knowledge of what is this realm, why is she her, what is her meaning, to only be caught in cold but promising metallic hands that seems alien but close to her, she opens her eyes to see a faint blue glow of two spheres only for the hand to move closer to the glow, revealing the face of optimus prime whom says "Are you okay human?" in a calm tone. The pirate trying to hold her fangirling and her excitement of her dreams coming true she says in true military fashion "Yes sir" Optimus scared for the pirates life in the cold area of darkness decides to transform himself around the pirate to keep her warm and safe from any threats of this estranged location.
"I choose ken" the pirate softly spoke as the national audience stared at her in the auditorium.
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Spoiler Town: A Rise for Freedom
RandomHello there! This is not my story at all! This is a fanfic written by someone else in a discord server I am in. This is a fanfic about that discord server. It started off as a shitpost and just got continued. This was requested by other members. I d...
