Chapter 3: Pilot

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Uzi: We are worker drones, autonomous robots helping humans mine exoplanets for our interstellar parent company, JC Jenson, IN SPAAAAACE....
Yeah, we were mistreated in the name of Windex, but it's not like we revolted and killed all humans or anything.
Mostly because they handled that just fine all by themselves.

Adalie: Actually, they accidentally dug real deep into the planet core, which lead them to go extinct.
Now there's nothing but bones in frozen ice.

Uzi: With biological life wiped from the planet, we found it pretty easy to pick up where they left off.
We finally had a future... all to ourselves.

Adalie: Or so we thought...

Uzi: Unfortunately... our parent company didn't exactly love the concept of runaway AI.

Adalie: But they sent their new upgrade of drones that can wipe out AI from existence.
All the death and destruction of the worker drones, family, and friends, including our loved ones.
By every drop of oil drain by those Murder Drones.

Uzi: But what have our parents done for the past forever while those things build a spire of corpses?!
*Change the picture on the wall screen*
Hide under the ice behind three stupid doors?!
It's like we're waiting for an inciting incident.
Anyway, that's why our project is... this sick-as-hell railgun!
*points it at the students*

Every student gasps in shock and fear as Adalie tries to tell her to be careful with that railgun they made.

Uzi: Easy, morons.
It doesn't work.
(OO)
Yet. It doesn't work yet.
Who says it doesn't work?!
Maybe it does!
*Flip the switch*
*cackling*

Adalie: Uh...

Teacher:*sighs* Uzi, Adalie, the homework was a word problem about buying watermelons.

Uzi: Oh, and this magnetically amplified photon converger doesn't count?

Adalie: Um, Uzi -

Teacher: No.
Plus, repressed emotional baggage was only worth two points on the rubric, and it's supposed to be that color?

The electricity cracking sound got everyone's attention, including Uzi and Adalie. Adalie used her force field to hold the railgun inside as it exploded, but thankfully, no one was hurt.

Adalie: Uzi, I said don't flip the switch until I fix it

Uzi: Bite me!
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Recently, they were sent to the office because of the project they've made as two girl walked by making funny of Uzi.

Lizzy:*gasp* Oh, here.
No, wait, hold on. Shh.
Eww.*scoffs*
It didn't kill her.
Oh, my God, I'm so bad.
*ran off with Doll*

Uzi: Ugh.*sighs*

Adalie: Whatever, they're just jerks
They can bite us for all we care, right?

Uzi:*smile* Yeah...

Then Thad came walking in with these coolness ways.

Thad:*laughs* Classic toxic masculinity, Chad!
That's never gonna end up problematic.
*Notice us in seconds*
Oh, wow - Uzi? Adalie?
I-I heard you two, uh --

Uzi: We're an angsty teen, Thad.
Bite me.
Also, how do you know our names?
*cross her arms*
People willingly talk to you.

Thad:*sat next to Uzi*
*chuckles* Well, I'd say everyone knows Khan's daughter and knows Kendrick's daughter, too, but, uh... then you might blow the other half of your face off.

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