TTPD🤍
I can believe i'm really gonna fucking do this.
Midnights really wants me to get a damn FULL BODY black dog fursuit just because i'm a black dog. And the worst part? I have to fucking buy it in from of EVERYONE.
"BUY IT! BUY IT!"
Lover chanted with that annoying british accent, i wanted to punch the shit out of her and tell her she was an annoying bitch, but i knew what Reputation would do if i actually acted on it.
I slowly opened my laptop, and searched up:
"Full Body Black Dog Fursuit"
Every key i typed felt more and more humiliating, as everyone was snickering.
"THAT ONE!"
Folklore screamed at the top of her lungs and pointed to a certain fursuit.
That fursuit had a base black color, big beaty grey eyes, white-furred stomach and paws, with a red collar with a golden bell.
I reluctantly clicked the "add to cart" button, and one shy payment of 6,000 dollars later, i was full of regret and wanted to pluck my eyeballs out with chopsticks.
A few days later
Anthology🩶🤍
I swear to god when i say this, i want to roast the shit out of Poet when she puts on that ugly ass fursuit that Folklore picked out for her.
We all went into the living room, already anticipating that Poet will absolutely look fucking ridiculous.
Midnights already was recording the whole thing....of course when anything slightly out of the ordinary happens, she has to film it....
we all waited for Poet to finish changing, and then we heard the door open, along with an annoyed sigh from Poet
She slowly emerged with that ridiculous looking ass fursuit, we all bursted out laughing.
She let out an exhausted sigh, clearly pissed at Midnights the most for forcing her to do this in the first place.
"I wanna fucking kill myself."
Poet muttered under her breath, her ass really thought i wouldn't hear her.
"SHAKE YOUR ASS"
Evermore yelled, I heard Folklore erupt into more laughter than before.
Poet bent over, and started shaking her ass in an absolutely ridiculous form, we all burst out laughing, and a split second later, she stopped.
She stormed off back into her room
TTPD🤍
I slammed the door, and locked it.
I took off the head of the fursuit and threw it in the closet.
I walked over to the mirror and observed myself for a minute.
God i hope i don't have to do this shit again.
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