Battle for Infinite Potato Chips

BFIPC 1a - An Unfamiliar Place

Time: January 2nd, 2023, 11:02 AM.

Trigger Warnings: Death, murder, and descriptions of blood.

Cube had transferred all of his stuff into his new cabin, giving a bowl of cereal to each of the two Algebraliens he had rescued last night. He was working on something on his high-tech supercomputer, when he heard yelling. They had woken up. At first they were scared. Then perplexed. Then angry. They immediately assumed Cube had something to do with why they were here. Looks like someone forgot to erase their memories.

In the snap of a finger, everyone no longer remembers last night, having no memory of Cube nor how they got here. Anger immediately turns to confusion. Cube stands in the circle of objects, getting a good look at everyone. He was so happy! Thirty-three objects, all to himself! They were not. A diamond with 8 perfectly cut sides speaks up. Their voice was high-pitched. "W-Who are you? W-Where am I?! WHY AM I HERE?!" Seeing the panic in the diamond's eyes, Cube smiled. "Silly you! You're here to compete on my show! I, uh, haven't decided the name or prize yet, I never thought I'd get this far."

Cube stretched his arms together as far as he could, and clapped his hands together, as a light gray force-field appeared out of nowhere and expanded to be hundreds of feet wide. "Go explore, get used to your new home! At exactly noon or earlier, you all will be summoned to this exact spot! Now shoo!"

The objects scattered. A few didn't know what to do, and just stayed. Later, some others returned, not being able to wait until noon. In total, seven were still in the circle, sitting on the soft, beautiful green grass. A golden sword with a blue M-shaped cross-guard, an orange block with metal plates and dots that changed colors, a toothpick, a diamond axe, sixteen sticks of TNT taped and glued together to make a block, a green and gray mop, and a laptop, which was talking in a text-to-speech voice, similar to TV from BFDI. "What is there to do? We've already explored every nook and cranny of this place, and we've climbed all the hills."

Then it hit Cube. The area he lived in was so empty and barren, apart from its weird yet unique shapes, perfect grass, and large abundance of nature. So, he painstakingly climbed to the top of the tallest hill, and called for everyone's attention. Everyone was perplexed as to why he did this. They could've sworn it wasn't noon yet, and Cube was in the wrong spot. He jumped high into the air and slammed into the hill, a shockwave of neon blue and orange light spreading throughout the entire area of the forcefield. No longer devoid of living, breathing creatures and things to do and play with, stuff was EVERYWHERE. Cube had emptied his entire inventory into the space.

There were games, collectibles, sports equipment, water balloons, toys, and even a large array of foods on a table that was long enough to seat up to fourty people. Everyone started screaming, but in surprise and excitement. They ran to the stuff, and a crowd of about ten people had gathered around a target with bows and arrows, which had the arrow tips replaced with suction cups so no one could shoot someone's eye out. Someone was scoring bullseyes over and over. It was an iron shovel, whose head was facing outwards. It was quite ironic, considering the fact he literally kidnapped all thirty-three of them.

The seven objects that were near his cabin quickly dispersed, trying to find something to do. It wasn't very hard, as they'd all run into something every thirty feet or so in any direction. The golden sword was awestruck. Sparkles in their wide eyes, they immediately tried climbing the hill Cube was on before he rolled down from the top. The red asterisk also attempted to do the same, and the blade went after them, barely moving down the hill due to their shape.

Time: 12:00 AM

Out of nowhere, everyone heard a booming voice. There were poles with speakerphones on them, so Cube must've been speaking into something. "Hello everyone!! It's that time already!! Meet at where you all woke up at, which will now be known as the Awakening Circle! DON'T make me hunt you down."