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good cook (sprout x glisten)

Sprout and Glisten in the kitchen making soup. Oh, and Cosmo's there too.

(AO3 REQUEST FOR Mikudayo10!)

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Cosmo doesn't know what he expected, really.

He expected his best friend's poor excuse to spend more time with Glisten to be time in the kitchen. That man never leaves this dang kitchen.

He expected Glisten to obviously say yes. Everyone can see him flirting with Sprout oh so obviously, and his best friend is unfortunately very stupid when it's love.

He expected Sprout to beg him to third wheel in case things go wrong, and they both know he can't say no to Sprout.

He just. Did not expect Glisten to be this bad of a cook.

Glisten looks up at Sprout with a pout.

"Do you really expect me to be able to cut these?" He huffs, grabbing the knife.

Sprout, who is currently heating up chicken broth he made a while ago, sighs. "You... don't know how to cut vegetables?"

Glisten blushes, shoulders rising. "N-No, I've never been in the kitchen to cook, and I don't want to cut my fingers trying to cut these!"

Sprout looks at Cosmo. Cosmo sighs fondly.

"Alright, I'll handle this. You go woo your boyfriend, Sprout," Cosmo whispers, grinning.

Sprout turns red, nudging him. "Shut up. He isn't–"

"Not yet."

The strawberry scoffs, before walking over to Glisten. "Here, let me..."

He gets behind Glisten, placing his hands on the mirror's hands, slowly guiding him. "So you hold it and put your fingers like this... and you hold the knife like that."

Glisten isn't really listening anymore.

He can feel Sprout right up against him, his chest against his back. His head is on Glisten's shoulder as he teaches him how to properly cut a damn carrot. He also just smells like cheesecake, it's unbearable in a good way.

"Did you get that?"

Wha–

Oh. The carrots are cut.

His cheeks turn red. "Mm... mind running that through me again?" He gives a little flirty grin. "And keep guiding me with your hands. Don't pull away yet."

Sprout's cheeks flushed slightly red (it's hard to tell, the berry beauty himself is red). "Oh- G- Sure."

He continues to guide Glisten, helping him cut every other vegetable. Sprout's hands are so... so so soft, and so warm, he can feel Sprout's breath on his neck, Sprout himself is just so incredibly warm, gods.

Sprout's fairly sure Glisten is either not listening or lying.

But he's also very sure he doesn't want Glisten to stop, whatever he's doing.

It's nice and also making him feel several things, basically hugging Glisten from behind. God, if Cosmo wasn't here, he wouldn't be able to keep all his focus on Glisten. He'll need to repay his friend later with some macarons...

"I'd ask if you got it, but we've already cut up all the stuff we need to," Sprout chuckles, his face even redder than it should be. "So time to put it all together. You can, uh, sit and look pretty, I guess."