Join me at Glitch Inn [(Kinda?) Glitch Inn AU | Self-Insert/OC]

Chapter 1

FLØ'S POV
Umm... hello? Anyone there?
...
Excuse me, mind letting me go?

I don't know how long I've been here. I've just been floating around in this void of nothingness for a while now, and it doesn't seem like I'm close to finding the exit. How did I even get here? All I can remember was tension, an unbearable headache, an intense buzz and bright flash of light swallowing me whole before everything went quiet, still and dark. I tried calling out but it's almost as if I don't have a face as I couldn't feel my facial muscles move when I tried to open my mouth that I wasn't sure if it was even still there. I can't even move as I try to look down at my hovering body, only to see nothing trailing below my line of sight. I can't even feel my hair grazing my face nor my clothes touching my skin, which is something I should be able to feel no matter what, right?

Then, where's my body?

Gone, that's where it is.

I let myself float in this void for another while that felt like forever, until I sensed gravity kicking back in and pulling down deeper into this endless abyss. There was an exit to this place? I guess I'd find out soon. The speed of my fall seemed unrealistically fast, otherworldly even, yet it didn't feel like I was burning alive... until it did. The universe finally started materializing again, but different from the one I was used to, whatever it was like before I got here. Codes, glitches, static, blueprints, digital models, errors and so goes on began to appear all around, forming this new world I was falling through. Each depth I blazed past resembled a show I could've sworn I've already watched. No time to think about that though as I dematerialize right as a giant, robotic, praying mantis-like claw tried to grab me and, no doubt, slice me in half. I let out a mute squeak of surprise when I see the darkness get replace by a bright blue sky with cartoonish white fluffy clouds. All my thoughts paused, trying to process what was going on until I smacked the ground, my body that had now reappeared bouncing off the pure green, oddly flat ground.

"Ow?" I let out as I sat up, yet feeling no real pain. My hand held my head like it actually hurt even if I couldn't reach my forehead with these new arms-... wait, what?
Extending them in front of me, I notice how short they are and that my fingers almost resemble baby marshmallows. And my skin! I didn't know I was literally SNOW WHITE. I felt around my head, noting how big it was. There was no way I was still human. Doesn't look like my height changed though. I guess I'm grateful for that. Whereas for what the hell happened to my proportions and skin pigment, I'd have to focus on that later. For now, where in the name of motherboards am I?
I stand up from the crater that my landing had created, walking off to discover this weird world I was stranded in. The more I wandered around, the more I started to realize how fake this universe seemed. The grass was literally a flat, textureless surface, no wind whatsoever, the trees all looked the same, and other features. The only thing that looked the minimum normal was the sun. But still, there was something off about it. I couldn't feel its warmth on my skin. All of these were afterthoughts though. I kept walking, in hopes of finding someone here who could tell me where I am. That possibility wasn't very likely after several minutes of aimless walking and nothing in sight for miles. I began thinking this was some sort of limbo afterlife where there's nothing to do or see for eternity. I bet god realized that I was lost or heading in the wrong direction since the moment I wished desperately for something to appear, I felt an intense shock making me go entirely numb accompanied by a deafening buzz and whirring sound, my body breaking out of this reality and my consciousness slipping away once again.

It felt oddly good to have my face flat against this fake grass, the sun 'warming' my back as I remain unresponsive. It was somehow comfortable and I didn't really mind eating a fistful of green as it didn't seem like dirt or bugs existed in this universe. Just g r e e n.