You were dodging Matthew's mystical fireballs over and over as his Demon Girl Cheerleaders were ... well-
Demon Girls: GO MATTHEW! GO! GO!
(Y/N): You're pathetic man! Creating your own cheer squad, because everyone else here is obviously rooting for me to win? It's lame.
Matthew: SHUT UP!
Scott: No, it is lame.
Stephen: Definitely lame.
Kim: That is pretty lame.
Knives: GO (Y/N)!!!!
Wallace: Hit him in the dick!
Ramona: (Y/N), FUCK HIM UP!
Matthew: ARGH! RAMONA! WHY YOU-
(Y/N): DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!
You punched him, sending this poser right into a bunch of tables!
Demon Girls: OH NO! MATTHEW!
He got up, all pissed off.
Matthew: ENOUGH!
He created two extra arms on his back while also dancing.
Matthew: (singing) If you want to fight me.
Stacey: WHAT?!
Matthew: You're not the brightest. You won't know what hit you in the sliiiiiighteeeeest.
He started attacking you with more fireballs.
(Y/N): WOAH!
Matthew: Me and my fireballs. My demon hipster chicks.
Demon Girls: Tell em Matty!
Matthew: I'm talking you down, because you know I'm slick! S-L-ICK!
(Y/N): Okay, you got the moves, but do you got the beat?
You suddenly stood with all of Sex Bob-Omb!
(Y/N): Ready guys?
Scott and Stephen: WHAT DO WE SING?!
(Y/N): JUST PLAY!
Kim: WE ARE SEX BOB-OMB! 1! 2! 3! 4!!!!
You all started to jamming so fast to keep up with Matthew, that eventually, he was dazed!
Matthew: This is impossible! How can this be?
(Y/N): Open your eyes, and maybe, you'll see!
You uppercutted him out of the building!
KO!!!
Matthew: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
Everyone: YEAH!
Kim: Well, shit luck that no one heard it.
Knives: Awww man. What now?
(Y/N): You guys can clean up. I need to have a little talk with my "friend."
Later...
You took a ride on the subway with Ramona.
Ramona: Sorry about that.
(Y/N): I can't believe you dated a loser like that.
Ramona: I was a stupid kid back then.
(Y/N): Any other idiots out there?
Ramona: The thing is ... I have six other evil ex-boyfriends. So ... I guess since they believe you're dating me-
(Y/N): I have to fight the others right?
Ramona: Yeah.
(Y/N): Damn it.
Ramona: Hey, on the bright side, out of all the guys I've met. (smiling) You're probably the cutest and sweetest.
(Y/N): So ... do you want to ... be my girlfriend or-
Ramona: Duh, of course.
(Y/N): YES!!!
You both kissed on the lips.
Meanwhile...
Matthew flew all the way into an outhouse.
Matthew: ARGH! DAMN YOU (L/N)! THIS ISN'T OVER! I'LL BE BACK FOR YOU! I SWEAR IT! I- ARGH!!!!
Somewhere in America...
???: So ... Matthew has failed.
???2: Please. That fucking loser was weak. You should have sent me first. I would have made that asshole and bitch mincemeat already.
???: Enough Roxie.
???3: Brother, should we go?
???4: I think that would be most wise, Brother. That man needs to learn that Ramona is no good for him.
???: No. Lucas should be enough.
The man made a direct call to a movie studio.
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