(Y/N) (L/N) is forced by his mother to visit his cousin in Canada, who he annoyingly finds out is dating a high school girl! There he will be thrust into a battle against 7 jerkholes!
You arrived at a video store that you know had what you needed.
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(Y/N): Here we go! Hey Kim!
???: Kim, that one boy you actually like is here.
(Y/N): HUH?!
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Hollie Hawks (Ramona's Co-worker! She's like Julie, except less vulgar!)
(Y/N): Oh hey Hollie.
Hollie: Sup Handsome?
(Y/N): Nothing but the ceiling Baby.
Hollie: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Kim: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Ah, (Y/N), you're the one guy who actually makes me laugh.
(Y/N): You okay Kim?
Kim: I feel like crap. I didn't sleep well.
(Y/N): You should see Knives. She-
Kim: Yeah, she didn't come to practice.
(Y/N): She's going through a rough patch.
Back with Knives...
Knives was beating up a picture of Scott!
Knives: I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU! I- OH GOD! I'M SORRY!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Back with you...
(Y/N): Anyway, I'm looking for movies on Lucas Lee.
Kim: Right. Got it. Good thing you showed up. Scott still hasn't paid his fees.
(Y/N): I'm working on him. He needs to cope the right way.
Kim: We'll see how that goes down.
At the same time...
Scott: I just have that weird ominous feeling for whatever reason.
Wallace: When do you not have that?
Scott: When do you not have a man in bed?
Wallace: Touche. Anyway, did you find out anything on Lucas Lee?
Scott: There's a movie of him going on right now.
Wallace: Yeah, let's see. Pro Skater turned Movie Star, he's pretty hot, a sellout.
Scott: Can I go back to playing Tony Hawk now?
Wallace: Not the same thing.
Days Later...
Knives finally came back to band practice.
Kim: WE ARE SEX BOB-OMB! 1! 2! 3! 4!!!
One long practice later...
(Y/N): I think we're getting better. Say Neil, what are you looking at?
Neil: It's the latest cover of Now Magazine.
Knives: OH MY GOSH! IT'S CLASH AT DEMONHEAD!
(Y/N): Oh no.
Scott: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
Knives: Scott are you okay?
Stephen: They're pretty cool if you ask me.
Scott: NO! NOT SHE IS NOT COOL! THAT STUPID PRETENTIOUS LITTLE-
(Y/N): It's okay man. It's okay.
Much later...
Once again Ramona came over as you wanted to talk to her about Lucas.
(Y/N): So, you told me about Matthew, now you got to tell me about Lucas.
Ramona: Fair enough.
(Y/N): Did you date him before he became famous?
Ramona: I've only seen one of his movies. "I Hope there's a Heaven."
(Y/N): Oh that's a good one. So, what kind of thing did you do with him?
Ramona: Dude, I haven't seen him since high school.
(Y/N): He looks kind of handsome if you ask me.
Ramona: He didn't look that good in highschool. Believe it or not, he was the whiny little greasy-headed skater guy.
(Y/N): Funny, you're the complete opposite of lame.
Ramona: Same goes to you.
She kissed you on the cheek.
Much much later...
You introduced Ramona to the gang.
(Y/N): Ramona, the Gang. The Gang meet Ramona.
Scott: Dude, she is seriously hot.
(Y/N): Down boy.
Stephen, Kim, and Neil: Hi.
Ramona: Sup?
Knives: Uh ... (Y/N) ... she's your actual girlfriend?
(Y/N): Yeah.
Knives: (with jealousy) Oh ... good ... that's nice ... uh ... very ... nice.
Ramona: You okay?
Knives: Yeah. Yeah. Sure.
Meanwhile...
A guy was skateboarding to a helicopter as a bunch of ninja paparazzi followed him.
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Lucas Lee (Ramona's Second Evil Ex-Boyfriend! He is a famous actor who dated Ramona in high school! A big sellout, who responds with Whatever to those who question him! For some reason, he sounds like Captain America!)
Reporter: Mr. Lucas! Mr. Lucas! Is it true that you're going to Casa Loma in Canada to film your next big movie?
Lucas: Yeah. That's right. I have some unfinished business to take care of.
Reporter: And what do you have to say to those saying that you're just making a big mistake by selling out?
Lucas: Pft. Whatever.
He got on the helicopter as it took off for Canada!
