Far from the Spiderverse (Demonslayer x spiderwoman reader)

DAMN YOU DEADPOOL

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Underlined = AI speaking

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"Ugh....ahh...."

You groaned, your shoulder had hit the ground pretty hard. Deadpool soon got up a bit after shaking his head all dizzy like. Your body was over his legs. "You good there Spidey?" He used a gloved finger to poke your head.

You gently pushed his finger away, sitting up and looking around as you untangled your legs from his. It was a seemingly sunny day, and you were both in the middle of a forest. The birds tweeted around you, and sun rays shone through the tree leaves above.

You got up, dusting off your suit sleeves; deadpool soon got up as well with a bit of a jump. He stretched his arms before looking around. "Where are we?"

You took a deep breath, trying to regain composure. "I'm not sure." You poked your watch, but small fiery sparks shot from the inner wiring. It's broken, and basically useless for the time being. You groaned under your breath, and deadpool tilted his head. "Cant you fix it, Hotstuff?"

You shook your head, choosing to ignore Deadpool's catcalls. "I didn't make the watches, I only upgraded them. I'm sure I can try to figure out what's wrong with the watch and fix it if I had the right tools."

Deadpool nodded, looking around again.
"Hey, this place looks kinda familiar. Look, there's a house over there!" Deadpool pointed far off into the distance at the back of a house. "Let's go check it out. If no one's home, we can rob it for the tools you need to fix the doo-hickey watch. And if someone IS home, we can just kill them!"

Deadpool said with a cherry voice, unsheathing his dual swords from his back. You however, sounded cross with him as he ran off towards the house. "The only reason we need to fix the 'doo hickey watch' is because you took it from me and messed with it! And we aren't killing anyone!"

You said sternly, almost yelling the last part as you ran after him.

Soon enough, you both got to the house but hunched in the bushes. "There are definitely people around. I can hear them!" Deadpool whispered shouted, as you nodded slightly also feeling someone's presence. You look around and your eyes widen falling on a bloody body.
You tap Deadpool's shoulder twice quickly, pointing at the body. "There's a dead body!"

Deadpool quietly made his way over to it, wanting to inspect it as you followed behind him. It was surrounded by a bloody puddle, and the male dead body seemed to be wearing a burnt umber colored uniform with a white kanji on the back; still wearing your mask, Friday automatically translated it for you.
'Destroy'

"Wait a minute, no way!" Deadpool squealed silently as he jumped up and down, his fists to his chin in excitement. Not typically the first reaction you have after seeing a mangled body.
"What is it?" You whisper shouted to him, as he picked up the dead body.

"Oh my gosh! This is a demon slayer uniform. You know, from that anime I always talk to you about?" Deadpool lifted up the body by the arms, not caring for the blood he was getting on himself in the process.

'Honestly, I never really paid attention when he talked to me about the shows he watches...'

"So...this guy is- was, a cosplayer?" You asked, still unsure of the situation. Deadpool shook his head. "I recognized this place from both the manga and the anime, and this uniform seems like the real deal." Deadpool squealed again as he looked slowly over to you with excitement. The eyes on your mask squint in confusion.