Murder Drones Oneshots

SILLY HEADCANONS

So, uh... no one has rlly requested. 

BUTS THAT OKAY! Right? RIGHT?? RIGHT???

Well, since I'm bored af rn I might as well update. So, uh... silly headcanons for ya'll!

👾Uzi👾

She rlly likes horror movies. Like, a lot. But not to get scared like MOST drones. She likes horror movies because to her they're HILARIOUS! She often invites N to binge horror movies.And, well, I all can say is that he ends up traumatized.                                                                                               What she doesn't like is shows like Cocomelon or MLP. They scared her to death because, apperantly , those when there creepy eyes look towards the camera, you can see them staring into ur soul, analyzing every dirty secret you ever had, learning about your worst moments, where you live, when you sleep at night....

When Uzi was 12, she went thru a short kawaii phase. She was friends with Izzy for that short period until she accidentally spilled oil over Izzy. After that incident, Izzy began bullying her. And she also became the Uzi we all know today. 

Mr.Doorman is convinced that Uzi is going through a emo phase, especially since she rants so much about being an 'angsty teenager'. He's convinced that she'll grow out of it, and thinks about the day she does! How she'll grow to love doors and invent a door of her own! She'll inherit the family business and make the company even richer!                                                                            Uzi's first words were B I T E  M E ! after her dad commented how slow she was at crawling like her mom was at that age. She also cut her own hair at age five because she thought the hairstyle looked cool. 3 years later after that (Age 8) she chose the username WolfxDarkness17 because again she thought it was cool.

Man, did she think everything was cool back then. 

☀️N☀️

When he was about eight and living in that 'haunted mansion' he actually had the chance to meet a golden retriever! Her name was Goldie and she was a for Tessa. They had a fun time together and played in secret until Goldie died because of old age. N was really sad the day she died...

N almost died one day cause  Tessa's dad slapped him so hard that his head fell off. Luckily, V placed it immediately afterwards so he didn't die! Tessa became guilty even though she hadn't done it, so she spent more time with N and started growing closer to him.

When N first became a murder drone he struggled to walk on his new legs. He walked like a clumsy giraffe in heels and took him DAYS to get used to it. What he did like is how he could fly now. He was a natural and immediately got the hang of flying. 

Also, he still sleeps with plushies. His favorite plushie is himself. As a dog. 

(WHY DONT I HAVE MORE HEADCANONS FOR N HES MY FAVORITE CHARACTER I LITERALLY SIMP FOR HIM HES SO ADORABLE HELP)

🙄V🙄

Back at home, V was a bookworm and loved to read books in her free time. Her favorite books were classics, like Little Women or She's the one who introduced N his first dog book. She taught N how to read and explained better than an actual teacher. N thanked her by giving her a free haircut (They both got in trouble lol). 

V likes bubbles because when Goldie was still alive Tessa would blow bubbles and V,N and Goldie would all like to pop them (Although they were kinda dangerous for the drones since they could die cause they had water in them. Wait, is that how bubbles even work?) 

V doesn't wear pants because she thinks they're useless and way too tight. She does like dresses, the way she slayed in prom.

She also wears her hair in buns sometimes when she was out murdering people. They let her keep more control of her hair. 

V still loves J and hopes that she'll someday come back. As a better person. Someone who doesn't think it's okay to betray your squad just to be in the safe side. 

🖊️J🖊️

She loves pens. Too much. 

She has a whole set of all types of pens, glitter ones, gel ones, normal ones, oil ones, anything. What J hates are pencils. 

Pencils suck.

If she was a human, J would have been a business woman because she loves business and balancing money so much. Unfortunately, she's a murder drone, so what can she do? 

OnE sImPlY dOeSeNt QuEsTiOn ThE cOmPaNy"

J is also SUPER loyal to the company (altho that's already canon) and would kill anyone for its sake. Believe me, she's already killed millions of people (including trying to kill a coworker) just to obey its order.

You wanna be her friends? She's only asking you for one thing.

Perfection. You can make no mistakes. Ever. Or else... 

You're dead. 

Well, I think that's it! Ik this is short af BUT I was rlly bored so...

Again! I'm open to requests! Just say anything and your wish is my command. AS LONG as it's not any sin.

Byeeeeeeee