Grandmaster of Trashy Cultivation [TCF x MDZS/GDC]

III

Of course, after living so many lives, LouHan perfected the art of doing nothing. This kind of cultivation is the best! He can sleep!

He sat there to meditate, feel the gentle breeze, and strengthen his cultivation base—but he was sleeping deeply in the perfect Lan meditation posture.

No one bothered him, not even Lan Wangji or Lan Xichen. Not even Lan Qiren bothered with him.

So he slept for an unusually long period.

However, his slee—er—meditation was cut short when he heard someone enter the library with such a loud voice and laughter. He frowned and ignored the man, but he was so confident that he could not help but awaken from his beautiful sleep.

"What a handsome boy. He is adorable. He looked like a miniature Lan Zhan! But Lan Zhan is on the handsome side!"

He opened his eyes and stared at the boy dressed in a black Jiang Sect uniform.

LouHan had already learned everything about the sect.

Five founding sects helped to keep the current dynasty at peace. The sects include YunmengJiang, GusuLan, LanlingJin, QingheNie, and QishanWen. This guy, who was disturbing his sleep, was Yunmeng Jiang Sect's ward.

Wei Ying, courtesy name Wei Wuxian. A man destined to be the most powerful demonic cultivator and father of the crook path.

He remembered reading Mo Xiang Tong Xiu's Danmei novel until this loud guy died, and he did not bother reading it because the author turned one of his favorite badass heroes into a villain.

"Smile. Don't look like Lan Zhan." He had been annoying him now and even tickling him with the feather quilt.

He frowned as he stared at him. He turned around, ignored the guy, and resumed his meditation.

"You look like Lan Zhan, but you're eyes are different."

Of course they are. They're the same reddish brown. I'd like it if I could have Lan's soft, light brown color for a change.

"I like that stuck-up fuddy-duddy's molten gold color! "

"Pfft." he laughs. He remembered that he should be on his best behavior, but this guy was truly insane!

"Haha! So you know how to smile! Hihi! You should smile and laugh more! Don't be like Lan Zhan! He's the only one who should be that winter incarnate."

"Wangji-gege is doting though. He's not as cold and aloof as you think," LouHan defended Lan Wangji. If he could change their current relationship, that would be great. He honestly did not care about the Sealed God fragment right now; all he wanted was to relieve the pain in these poor hearts.

"Hm. Really? But Lan Zhan hates everything outside the rules." Wuxian said, prompting as if he was thinking.

"Really." LouHan replied, "Gege brings me food when I'm hungry."

He was frustrated with the story when this guy died.

Wuxian was skeptical to believe him but seeing the box of sweets that should not exist in Cloud Recesses was present by the boys side.

"You like your Wangji-gege, huh?"

"Hm. He's much more of a softie than Xichen-gege."

He simply smiled and gazed at Wei Wuxian. The man laughed aloud and patted his head.

"We should go mess around some more; you should be a kid instead of becoming a real fuddy-duddy."

"I know," he said. "And I am always hungry."