Gravity Balls ( Bill handy man AU)

Therapy

Therapy that's long overdue

THERAPY

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Bill wakes up and looks around his cell, he has grown accustomed to it. Not that he in any way is going to settle for it. Let's be honest he will never stop being a demon and wrecking everything he gets his hands on. He then hears his name being called on an obnoxiously loud speaker to get to his therapy appointment.

He sighs audibly and shuts his eye tight in annoyance not wanting to go to that stupid therapy appointment with that dumb all powerful fish known as the Axolotl. He starts walking to the room where therapy is held while muttering under his breath "I'm going to take over earth if it's the last thing I'll ever do! Those kids haven't seen the last of me. And when they do it'll be over for them and over for everything they love and care about." He gets to the door and enters rolling his eye at the Axolotl. "Hi" He half heartedly says.

"Hello, Bill." The Axolotl doesn't open his mouth to speak, the sound just comes out. "How was your day?"

"It has been great." Bill responds with extra sarcasm. The Axolotl sighs, impatient. "What would you like to talk about today Bill?" The Axolotl looked around. "Or perhaps you would like a drink or something?"

"How about we talk about leaving this dump..? It isn't my style and honestly I don't need therapy. It's for wimps who have nothing better to do than pay someone to let you complain to them." Bill says annoyed.

"Really? You don't think you need therapy. I beg to differ. You don't want therapy. You do in fact need it." The Axolotl replies.

"Why would a being of my caliber need to talk to someone about their feelings? Or is it you just trying to figure out my weaknesses? Hmm?" Bill concludes thinking he has caught on.

"Your petty. I have never targeted your weaknesses. And you need therapy to stop hurting those who you care about."

"Someone I care about? HAH you better be kidding i don't care about anyone. I used him. I don't know what you're about." Bill smirks with his eye.

"It's a he. The thing you care for is a human? H-How very humane. And normal."

"WHAT!?!?NO IT'S NOT!!! YOUR PLAYING YOUR MIND TRICKS ON ME" Bill yells defensively.

"I am not doing anything except repeating your words, Cipher."

"AND I'M NOT BEING HUMANE DID YOU FORGET THAT I ALMOST RULED OVER EARTH??"

"I have not forgotten but, you enjoy a person. And care for them. It's humane and I thought it would be a henchmaniac. Even you Bill Cipher, have good surprises."

"And I thought I was insane until you started spouting all this nonsense out of nowhere...I don't think you fit to be a therapist if you're this crazy and out of your mind" Bill says

" You will understand one-day."

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Soos heads to bed after a long day of work he makes sure to put some logs in the fire since it's freezing cold outside. Soos yawns and cuddles next to his girlfriend and falls asleep. She smiles at him. "Don't work yourself to death..." she snuggles closer and falls asleep with him. Soos looks around a blueish room and realizes that he's floating; he looks around dramatically trying to figure out where he is when he spots a big pink axolotl. Caught off guard by the large being he yells "HOLY BIG FISH DUDE!!" The Axolotl laughs at his statement and starts talking. "Hello, Soos, have you enjoyed your infinite pizza slice?" "Oh yeah I've been snacking on this thing for years now it's awesome!" He says proudly

"Good, I need to talk to you about something important." The axolotl says haphazardly. "You can say no, but keep an open mind..." "Oh no dude are you going to make me make a deal with you and then like... steal me soul...? I can't do that! I need my soul!!" Soos says extremely worried. The Axolotl is laughing. "Oh dear God no, But could Bill Cipher work at the mystery shack. He would be chained in a mortal body. And his powers wouldn't work. What do you think?"

"I mean.... Why though..?"

"Because, I think he is attached to someone in Gravity Falls. And I believe that jail won't help. Rehabilitation is the best way to go...?"

"I guess that makes sense.. I mean I do need a handyman.. Would he be able to hurt anyone......?"

The axolotl sighs. "Well yes and no. Yes because well a mortal can hurt a mortal. But if need be you can kill him. If that answers your question."

"DUDE YOU WANT ME TO KILL HIM IF HE DOES SOMETHING WRONG??!!" Soos asks worriedly

"Again yes and No. Of course I don't condone killing. But Bill wouldn't really be dead. Just no longer has a mortal shell. If you see him as more of a danger, and there's no other way. Then yes kill him..."

"I.. I don't know dude I mean.. Could you give me a day to think about it..? I gotta talk to my girlfriend and my Abuelita before I do anything.."

"Of course take as much time as you need. I am here for..... The rest of eternity!" The axolotl jokes.

"Alright dude.." Soos says a little freaked out.

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Soos wakes up in a cold sweat next to his girlfriend and gets up to start the day thinking about that weird dream he had. Eventually going up and asking his girlfriend her opinion on the matter.

"OH! Um well, Soos it's your store and you should run it as you see fit."

"So you don't have any opinion Melody?" He says desperate for a little opinion either way.

"It's your store. I don't control you. I think you should make this decision on your own." She kisses him on the cheek.

"Alright, i'll think about it more" He nods and walks away thinking.

A couple hours later he goes up to his Abuelita to ask about her opinion. She didn't say much about the situation but her words helped Soos come to his conclusion. "Follow your heart" He nodded and knew what to do next after her wise words. He made it through the day and he went back to sleep and saw the Axolotl he knew what he had to do.