Betty leaves Ice King and becomes a lesbian

I wish god would kill me

As the tension between Marceline and Princess Bubblegum reached its peak, the throne room was so silent that you could almost hear the digital crickets chirping. But then, out of nowhere, a low beat started thumping through the air. It started soft but quickly built up, like the drop in a banger remix. Everyone looked around, confused.

Then, Finn, always the hero who didn't take things too seriously, decided to break the ice. He began to sing, "Ohio! Ohio! It's where the weirdest skibidi ohio things all go!"

Jake, never one to miss out on a jam, jumped in with his smooth voice, "Hawk tuah, skibidi ohio rizzler on the skibidi ohio floor, fanum tax knocking at the skibidi ohio door!"

It was infectious. Marceline, despite her anger, couldn't help but tap her foot. Princess Bubblegum hesitated, but then she started humming along. The vibe in the room was shifting, like a sudden plot twist in a video game.

"Brrr! Skibidi bop-bop-bop, Skibidi dop-dop-dop!" sang Peppermint Butler, who usually wasn't one for singing but somehow nailed the rhythm.

Betty, always the scientist, was the next to join in, trying to make sense of the madness but getting swept up in it anyway. "Sigma, ohio sigma, yeah I see ya, but we're all in this together, no one's left behind, ya! Skibidi ohio."

Marceline, still glaring at PB, suddenly cracked a smile. "Rizzler this, rizzler that, let's vibe and leave the skibidiskibidiskibidiskibidiskibidiskibidiskibidiskibidiskibidiskibidiskibidiskibidiskibidiskibidiskibidiskibidiskibidiskibidiskibidiskibidi" She floated closer to Princess Bubblegum, her anger melting into a mischievous grin.

The whole room was now vibing, the song taking over the air and somehow, impossibly, bringing everyone together. The tension that had hung so heavy before was now replaced with laughter, foot-tapping, and the weirdest sing-along the Land of Ooo had ever seen.

Even Ice King, who was still munching on his popcorn, started swaying to the beat. "Skibidi bop-bop-yeah, this is my kind of jam!"

As the song reached its crescendo, Marceline and Princess Bubblegum found themselves face to face. The anger had been replaced by something softer, something that felt more like understanding.

Marceline took a deep breath. "Okay, maybe we both need to talk about this. But... maybe not right now?"

PB nodded, a small smile on her lips. "Yeah, maybe we can save the serious stuff for later."

The song ended with a final, triumphant chorus, everyone joining in:

"Ohio's wild, but we're wilder, together we're strong, no one's the outlier!"

Just as the last note faded, everyone burst into laughter, the tension gone as if it had never been there in the first place. It was like the weirdest, most wholesome resolution ever, and somehow, it felt right.

But then, just as everyone was catching their breath, Ice King suddenly jumped up, throwing his popcorn in the air. "Grrr... no, no, no! This isn't a happy ending at all!" He flailed his arms, clearly upset. "Where's my princess? I'm still lonely! And old!"

Everyone turned to look at him, a mix of pity and confusion on their faces. Betty stepped forward, placing a gentle hand on his shoulder. "Simon... maybe it's time to stop chasing a princess and start finding yourself."

Ice King sighed, his shoulders slumping. "But... I don't want to be alone."

Marceline, feeling a pang of sympathy, floated over. "Hey, you're not alone. We're all here. It's not the same, but it's something, right?"

Ice King looked around at everyone—Betty, PB, Marceline, Finn, Jake—and finally nodded, a small, sad smile creeping onto his face. "Yeah... I guess it's something."

And with that, the Land of Ooo settled back into its usual strange, wonderful rhythm, with everyone together, a little more understanding, a little more connected. The drama might not have ended perfectly, but it ended with a song, and sometimes, that's all you need. Me personally though, I think this story was cringe XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD skibidi

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