Betty leaves Ice King and becomes a lesbian

truth untold

In the Land of Ooo, where everything is weird, wild, and wacky, Betty Grof found herself at a crossroads. For so long, she had been on a mission to save Simon Petrikov, the man she once loved, from the cursed crown that turned him into the Ice King. But as time went on, she realized something that made her pause and say, "What the sigma?"

Despite all her efforts—magical spells, ancient rituals, and even a trip to the Time Room—Simon remained trapped in the frosty grip of the crown's power. It was like trying to beat the final boss in a game that kept glitching. No matter what she did, the crown's rizz was just too strong, and Simon stayed Ice King, lost in his own skibidi-bop-bop-dop mind.

One day, after yet another failed attempt to bring Simon back, Betty sat down in the ruins of an old temple and sighed, "This is more cursed than Ohio." She stared at the crown, which shimmered with an icy blue light. "I can't keep chasing this W that isn't coming."

Just then, Princess Bubblegum appeared, her pink hair glowing under the temple's ancient lights. "Betty, what's got you looking all fanum-taxed?" she asked, her voice smooth as always.

Betty looked up, a new kind of clarity in her eyes. "PB, I've been chasing a dream that just won't come true. It's like trying to get a dub in a no-builds match—pointless. I think it's time I let Simon go."

Princess Bubblegum nodded, understanding in her gaze. "It's hard to let go of someone you care about, but sometimes you gotta protect your own vibe."

As they talked, something started to shift in Betty. The sadness that had clung to her like an old status effect began to lift. She started noticing how much she enjoyed being around Bubblegum. PB was smart, caring, and had a drip that was always on point. Plus, she had a way of making Betty feel seen, like she wasn't just Simon's ex or a mad scientist, but someone who mattered in her own right.

"PB," Betty said suddenly, "I think I've been vibing with the wrong person all along. Maybe it's time for a new ship."

Princess Bubblegum grinned, catching the hint of flirtation. "Betty, if you're saying what I think you're saying, then I'm here for it. We could be the most powerful couple in Ooo—no cap."

Betty smiled, feeling a weight lift off her shoulders. "Let's do it. Let's build something new."

And so, Betty Grof and Princess Bubblegum started hanging out more, not just as friends but as something more. They had all the rizz—no one in Ooo could deny that. Together, they were unstoppable, like the ultimate duo in a co-op game.

Eventually, Betty and Bubblegum decided to make it official. They got married in a ceremony that was the very definition of "lit." All of Ooo showed up to celebrate—the Candy Kingdom, the Fire Kingdom, even the Ice King (who was still a little skibidi but no longer a worry for Betty).

As they stood together, hand in hand, Betty realized that giving up on saving Simon wasn't a loss at all. It was just the beginning of something new, something better. She had finally found a place where she belonged, with someone who loved her for who she was, not for who she used to be.

And as for the crown? It was just another relic of the past, a ghost from an Ohio she had left behind. Now, Betty was living in the present, and the future looked brighter than ever.

"Betty and PB, the ultimate power couple," Jake the Dog said as they walked away from the ceremony, "Now that's a W."

Finn nodded, "No Ls here. Just pure rizz."

And with that, Betty and Princess Bubblegum set off to rule the Land of Ooo together, proving that sometimes, the best way to win is to let go and find your own skibidi-bop-dop-yes-yes.