Once upon a time there was a girl named Bartleby. She was
extremely idiotic. Like really freaking stupid. So one day she was being her moron self when she tripped over a rock. She face planted onto the floor, there was blood all over the place.
She was walking to school when this happened (She was hoping that if she went to school she would become smart but, sadly that's never going to be the case). so she saw blood and screamed "Red milk! Oh my god!!!".
So she did what any stupid teenage girl would do... She pulled out her sniper and did a 360 no scope on some random guy doing jumping jacks across the street. Poor guy didn't even know it was coming.
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ContoA book of short and extremely random stories. Also tell your friends and your mom about this and this is what I call shameless self advertisement.
