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Sun sign prayers

SUN SIGN PRAYERS 

Please do not comment hate here. This is just for pure fun and I am not making fun of any God.

Aries : "Dear God! Give me PATIENCE and I want it NOW!"

Taurus: "Dear God, please help me accept CHANGE in my life, but NOT YET."

Gemini: "Yo God...(or is it Goddess?)...Who are you?...What are you?.....Where are You?.....How many of you ARE there? I can't figure you out!"

Cancer: "Dear Daddy, I know I shouldn't depend on you so much, but you're the only One I can count on while my security blanket is at the cleaners."

Leo: "Hi, Pop! I'll bet you're really proud to have me as your kid!"

Virgo: "Dear God, please make the world a better place, and don't screw it up like you did the last time."

Libra: "Dear God, I know I should make decisions for myself. But, on the other hand, what do YOU think?"

Scorpio: "Dear God, help me forgive my enemies, even if the bastards don't deserve it. Also, could I have that hot person I met in the mall yesterday? Never mind, I'll just kidnap him/her."

Sagittarius: "OH ALMIGHTY, ALL KNOWING, ALL-LOVING, ALL-POWERFUL, OMNIPRESENT, EVERLASTING GOD, IF I'VE ASKED YOU ONCE, I'VE ASKED YOU A THOUSAND TIMES --- HELP ME STOP EXAGGERATING!!!!!!!!!!"

Capricorn: "Dear Father, I was going to pray, but I guess I ought to figure things out for myself. Thanks anyway."

Aquarius: "Hi God! Some say you're a man. Some say you're a woman. I say we're ALL God. So, why pray? Let's have a party!"

Pisces: "Heavenly Father, as I prepare to consume this last fifth of Scotch to drown out my pain and sorrow, may my inebriation be for Thy greater Honor and Glory."