Condoms of the Zodiac:
Aries : Aries prides themselves on being first and best. Aries condoms are perfect for quickies. When you want what you want when you want it, you want an Aries condom.
Taurus : Taurus condoms give you quality at an affordable price, and they're frequently on sale. Taurus condoms are the ones you want when you're really horny.
Gemini : Gemini condoms accommodate a variety of sexual positions and combinations. When you need to do it more than once, you need Gemini condoms.
Cancer : Cancer condoms are clingy. Never has history know a time when Cancer condoms were not available. When you're not getting enough love and are starting to feel crabby, reach for an Cancer condom.
Leo : Leos tend to be a bit flashy, showy and original in and out of bed. These condoms come in one size: extra, extra large. When you're ready to meet your mate and make wild jungle noises, you're ready for a Leo condom.
Virgo : Virgo condoms have the lowest failure rate. When you're ready for some ritualized defloration activities, you're ready for a Virgo condom.
Libra : Libra condoms are aesthetically pleasing to both partners. When sex weighs heavily on your mind, you want a Libra condom.
Scorpio : Scorpio condoms outsell all others. They are the best condoms in the zodiac. Symbolized by the venomous Scorpion, when you really want to sting your lover, you want a Scorpio condom.
Sagittarius : Sagittarian condoms are the sportier models. When you want to be on target with Cupid's arrows, you want a Sagittarius condom.
Capricorn : Capricorn condoms are the most durable, having the longest shelf life. When you're horny enough to climb the mountains of love, you want a Capricorn condom.
Aquarius : Aquarian condoms are just a little bit kinky. When your love juices really get to flowing, you want an Aquarius condom.
Pisces : Pisces condoms are truly extra sensitive and translucent. When it smells like love and you're on a seafood diet, you want a Pisces condom.
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